Howdy, Neighbor!

You call that a preacher? You call that a preacher.
Well you call that a preacher?
He-e, scandalized my name
--negro spiritual
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The Golden Rule applies in the North Florida swamps. You know it because there's a Baptist church on very corner , in which passionate debates ensue not so much over liturgy but the tenuous fate of neighboring congregant's eternal souls.

Just in case they don't get The Word, there's always the concealed weapon of last resort, and you can advertise your allegiance to the band of believers with this shirt selling in downtown Tallahassee, on Sunday, should the Spirit move you.

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.