AHEM...

Attention, denizens of Rage World:

Putting the spray starch bottle right next to Raging Mom's hair spray bottle on the bathroom countertop is NOT acceptable behavior. Exspecially when the above mentioned is trying to get ready for work at 3:00 f*n AM!

Any further infractions may result in a certain someone getting off his ass, getting a job and moving OUT before his impending nuptials.

Thank you. My patience has reached its limits.