Things Change

Life's funny that way. For the longest time, things go along in their usual routine, day in, day out, nothing much changes. Your life runs its course, and much like walking in your home in the dark, you navigate with an assured knowledge that you KNOW where things are.
Then, suddenly and without warning, you find yourself plunged into the cold waters of reality.

Someone left the seat up on the toilet.

Yeah, that's all I've got. Toilet seats. I am SO outnumbered.