Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts

Friday, 4 December 2015

Mere Bad Ek Kami

Mehsos tum karo gay bad mere ek kami 
Meleingey jab bhi hum faqt bat na ho gi

Monday, 30 November 2015

Mar-E- Ishq

Allah bachaye marz-e-ishq se dil ko 
Suntay hain k yeh arzah acha nahin hota 

Hum aah bhi karein to ho jatay hain badnaam
Wo qatal bhi kar dein to charcha nahin hota 

Aakhri Mohabbat

Dastaan khatm honay wali hai 
Tum meri akhri mohabbat ho 

Saturday, 28 November 2015

Sochta Hun Ab


Sochta hun ab khud par hi laga doun alzam
Dil manta hi nahin tum bewafa thay 

Rang Mohabbat Kay

Meri tasveer banana to sab rang bharna mohabbat kay 
Lekn jab ankhein banana to anso rawaan rakhna

Veraan Hai Meqadah

veraan hai meqadah gham o sagar udas hain 
Tum kiya gaye kay roth gaye din bahar kay 

Friday, 27 November 2015

Thursday, 26 November 2015

Shakhs

Haan main wahi shakhs hun 
Dil main jiskay koi bhi tamanah nahi baqi

Tuesday, 24 November 2015

Ek toti Hoi Zanjeer

Ek toti hoi zanjeer ki faryad hai hum 
Aur dunya sumjhti hai k azad hain hum

Hur ek se wafa kar k hum ko kiya mila 
Kul bhi tanha thay ur aj bhi tanha hai hum 


Thursday, 14 June 2012

Latest funny sms message

Thak 
Thak 
Thak. 
G Kon? 
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain? 
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain. 
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?"
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain"
(hm)

Thursday, 31 May 2012

Latest Sardar Funny SMS Collection 2012


Sardar ki beti: Abba kal apnay ghar se 1 banda kam ho jaye ga.
Agly din wo larki bhag gai.
Sardar: Kurri ne kam te changa nai keeta par hai najoomi c....

Saturday, 12 May 2012

Sardar SMS

Sardar: Tumne itne chhote-Chhote BaaL Kyun Katwaye? Pathan: Naayi k PaaS 20 rupee KhuLLe Nahi Thy To Maine Kaha: 20 Rupee Ke Aur Kaat Do..

Paindo bacha :Latest Funny SMS Collection

Paindo bacha : teri slate tay bari changi aa kaka.:-)
shehri bacha:
this iz my i.phone stupid

Molvi SMS Collection

دنیا کی سب سے طاقتور شےآگ ہے جولوہے کوبھی پگھلا دیتی ہے،آگ سے طاقتورپانی جوآگ کوبجھا دیتاہے، پانی سے طاقتورانسان جواسے پی جاتا ہے، انسان سے طاقتورموت جواسےکھاجاتی ہے، موت سے طاقتورصدقہ جوموت کوٹال دیتاہے اورصدقےسے طاقتورہے مولوی جوصدقہ بھی کھاجاتاہے. {جیومولوی}

Friday, 11 May 2012

Pathan Funny SMS Collection

Pathan: Ye mObile tO Mujhe
Kangaal kAr dega..
Sardar: Q..?
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Pathan: Baar baar dikhata hai
"Battrey Lo"
"Battrey Lo"
Ab tak 50 New Battery Le
chuka hOn:)

Haakim e shehr ne elan karwaya k tamam shadi shuda mard Very Funny SMS



Haakim e shehr ne elan karwaya k tamam shadi shuda mard 2 lines me khre honge ek line me wo jo bivi se darte hen or ek me wo jo bivi se nhi darte.
Bivi se darne walon ki lambi line thi
Jab k bivi se na darne walon ki line me sirf ek admi tha.
Haakim is admi k pas aya or use shabash di or pucha: ap ye kese samajhte hen k ap bivi se nhi darte?
Us ne jawab dia:
'maloom nhi bivi keh kar gai he k is line me khare raho :)

Sultn Rahi Latest Funny sms collection

Sultn Rahi:


Sardar SMS

1 sardar road pr paidal chal raha tha k 1 bike wale ne pocha,
Sir Apko lift chahiye ?
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Sardar:Nhi Yr Mera Ghar Ground floor Pr Hy

Rescue 1122 SMS

Johny johny
yes papa...
Job of 1122
yes papa.
Lot of tension
yes papa.
Too much work
yes papa.
Family life
no papa.
BP sugar
high papa.
Yearly bonus
joke papa.
Annual pay
low papa.
Personal life
lost papa.
Promotion incentive hahahaha...
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