Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts
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Ek toti Hoi Zanjeer
Ek toti hoi zanjeer ki faryad hai hum
Aur dunya sumjhti hai k azad hain hum
Hur ek se wafa kar k hum ko kiya mila
Kul bhi tanha thay ur aj bhi tanha hai hum
Thursday, 14 June 2012
Latest funny sms message
Thak
Thak
Thak.
G Kon?
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain.
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?"
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain"
(hm)
Thak
Thak.
G Kon?
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain.
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?"
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain"
(hm)
Labels:
Funny SMS,
Urdu Funny SMS
Thursday, 31 May 2012
Latest Sardar Funny SMS Collection 2012
Sardar ki beti: Abba kal apnay ghar se 1 banda kam ho jaye ga.
Agly din wo larki bhag gai.
Sardar: Kurri ne kam te changa nai keeta par hai najoomi c....
Labels:
Adult SMS,
Funny SMS,
Sardar SMS
Saturday, 12 May 2012
Sardar SMS
Sardar: Tumne itne chhote-Chhote BaaL Kyun Katwaye? Pathan: Naayi k PaaS 20 rupee KhuLLe Nahi Thy To Maine Kaha: 20 Rupee Ke Aur Kaat Do..
Labels:
Funny SMS,
Sardar SMS,
Urdu Funny SMS
Paindo bacha :Latest Funny SMS Collection
Paindo bacha : teri slate tay bari changi aa kaka.:-)
shehri bacha:
this iz my i.phone stupid
Labels:
Funny SMS,
Latest Jokes
Molvi SMS Collection
دنیا کی سب سے طاقتور شےآگ ہے جولوہے کوبھی پگھلا دیتی ہے،آگ سے طاقتورپانی جوآگ کوبجھا دیتاہے، پانی سے طاقتورانسان جواسے پی جاتا ہے، انسان سے طاقتورموت جواسےکھاجاتی ہے، موت سے طاقتورصدقہ جوموت کوٹال دیتاہے اورصدقےسے طاقتورہے مولوی جوصدقہ بھی کھاجاتاہے. {جیومولوی}
Labels:
Funny Hindi SMS,
Funny SMS,
Urdu Funny SMS
Friday, 11 May 2012
Pathan Funny SMS Collection
Pathan: Ye mObile tO Mujhe
Kangaal kAr dega..
Sardar: Q..?
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Pathan: Baar baar dikhata hai
"Battrey Lo"
"Battrey Lo"
Ab tak 50 New Battery Le
chuka hOn:)
Labels:
Cool SMS Jokes,
Funny SMS,
Pathan SMS
Haakim e shehr ne elan karwaya k tamam shadi shuda mard Very Funny SMS
Haakim e shehr ne elan karwaya k tamam shadi shuda mard 2 lines me khre honge ek line me wo jo bivi se darte hen or ek me wo jo bivi se nhi darte.
Bivi se darne walon ki lambi line thi
Jab k bivi se na darne walon ki line me sirf ek admi tha.
Haakim is admi k pas aya or use shabash di or pucha: ap ye kese samajhte hen k ap bivi se nhi darte?
Us ne jawab dia:
'maloom nhi bivi keh kar gai he k is line me khare raho :)
Labels:
Funny Hindi SMS,
Funny SMS,
Wife SMS
Sardar SMS
1 sardar road pr paidal chal raha tha k 1 bike wale ne pocha,
Sir Apko lift chahiye ?
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Sardar:Nhi Yr Mera Ghar Ground floor Pr Hy
Labels:
Adult SMS,
Funny SMS,
Sardar SMS
Rescue 1122 SMS
Johny johny
yes papa...
Job of 1122
yes papa.
Lot of tension
yes papa.
Too much work
yes papa.
Family life
no papa.
BP sugar
high papa.
Yearly bonus
joke papa.
Annual pay
low papa.
Personal life
lost papa.
Promotion incentive hahahaha...
Dedicated to all RESCUERS COMMUNITY....
Labels:
Funny SMS,
Rescue 1122 SMS
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