Quote of the Day

"It says something about America in 214 that my last status update, in which I supported a child's right not to be shot at school, attracted a significant number of opposing comments."

Andy Borowitz, on Facebook.

Quote of the Day

"A good time to remember our veterans would be the next time we're deciding whether to go to war."

Humorist Andy Borowitz

Quote of the Day

"BREAKING: McCain Begins Search for New Country to Bomb."

Andy Borowitz, on Facebook.

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"The only way to explain the White House position on the Plan B pill is that Plan A is getting reelected."

Andy Borowitz


The politics is actually bad. Voters rejected bans on abortion in Mississippi and South Dakota. Abortion isn't the winning issue for Republicans that the Democratic establishment have told themselves. If Republicans can't get Republican voters to ban abortion then you know Democrats are handling this wrong. The Obama administration is making a decision on women health issues based on faulty political thinking.

Quote of the Day

"BREAKING: After his apology failed to tame controversy, Murdoch plans to run full-page 'FUCK YOU ALL' ads across UK."

Andy Borowitz

Murdoch might actually do just that.