McCain burnishes his credentials...

..as a candidate for POTUS, with his first genuine bimbo eruption.

That's a good start, Mr. McCain. But you still have a long way to go before you catch up with our last perpetrator in chief.

Note that the NYT sat on this story until after McCain's candidacy was sealed.

Am I detecting a pattern here?

Yet another Clinton, Inc toadie has conveniently gone missing. It seems that Norman Hsu is nowhere to be found.






By the way, Does anyone know where Charlie Trie is?







Does anyone know where James Ryadi or John Huang are?











Has anyone checked Fort Marcy Park, lately?









If nothing else, if I were Norman Hsu (and I'm not), I'd be extra careful when getting on an airplane.





Or, at the very least, I'd wear a kevlar helmet.













In other words, I guess, if I were Norman Hsu (and I'm not), I'd be shittin' in my pants right now.











That is, if peristalsis is still a possibility for the guy.









I actually feel sorry for the guy...so sorry that I believe I'll break out in song...

Ed, Vince & Hsu
(Music opens in a new window--to the tune of Abraham, Martin & John)
(in the voice of Bill Clinton)

Has anybody here
Seen my old friend Ed Willey?
Can you tell me
Where he has gone
'Cos his wife was pretty hot
But it seems the good die young
I just turned around (bang)
And he was gone

Has anybody here
Seen my old friend Calvin
Can you tell me
Where he has gone
'Cos he was givin' Jocelyn trouble
But boy the good die young,
I just looked around
And he was gone (bang)

Has anybody here
Seen my old friend Norman Hsu
Can you tell me
Where he has gone
'Cos He gave us a lot of cash
From people who had none...
I just looked around
And he was gone
(swimmin' with the fishies?)
And now he's gone...