Too ambitious...

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when at the White House

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;

(For Obama has taken his wife and his daughters

To rest and relax by Hawaiian waters

$4 million a day is the price we must pay

For the First Family’s Christmas Vacay

$4 million’s a bargain to keep him out of our hair,

If there was only a way of keeping him there!)

Obama in red onesies, and Michelle in her cap,

Had just settled down for their Obamacare chat-

Yet Obama’s Press Lackey’s were all in a dither,

“In spite of our help, his poll numbers wither!”

For individuals’ insurance had gone out like a flash,

And Obamacare’s website did nothing but crash.

“You said we could keep our plans,” people cried,

But Obama’s promises turned out to be lies.

Unless the president owes you a favor,

You will not get an Obamacare waiver.

Besides the president’s terrible new laws,

His public behavior might give one pause;

For our dear leader could use a tutorial

On how to behave when he’s at a memorial.

Mandela may have been a Communist,

But Obama’s an even bigger narcissist.

There are many more reasons his numbers are down,

There are plenty of reasons we are sick of this clown!

Obama’s talents for ruining the country

Are far greater than my writing ability.

And if I were to list all the things he’s done wrong,

This silly poem would be far too long.

So I’ll end this thing here,

And wish you all a Happy New Year!