My eldest son went off to war today
He was so thrilled he could enlist!
He’d been dying to this whole year
But it’s something he nearly missed.
You see, he joined the ranks in the civil war
As a Confederate- the side of the gray
The Union general had been sick all year
And without 2 sides, a war you can’t portray.
As the year neared it’s end, Teach felt a bit better
And decided that a battle should be fought
They dressed in uniform, set up battlements
And mini marshmallows each side sought.
So, they got out the stretchers and the bandages
They donned their hats, and gathered their guns
They set up fences, signs, and civilian housing,
And tennis ball cannon ammo: they gathered tons.
The time for this landmark battle finally came
In Gettysburg they all started to assemble.
Parents watched their kids; siblings watched siblings
And we all tried hard not to tremble.
The scene was set, the battle was announced
And then the mood music started.
The cannons boomed as their ammo flew.
Across the breech, enemy lines were parted.
Then they loaded their guns and marched forward
They put the end to their mouths and they blew
‘Mallows hit Soldiers; they were dying left and right
The enemy, each side was attempting to subdue.
Some were carried off in stretchers or bandaged,
Others just came back to life magically
They all fought so valiantly, but each side knew
That for the rebels, it would end tragically.
I watched as my son died so many times
But then he’d get up as if he’d just taken a snooze.
He fought with such incredible enthusiasm,
That it earned him his picture in the Deseret News!
If you go to this article, there is a picture on the right- click on the "Click to Enlarge" link. This will take you into a slide show. It will show Picture 1 of 11 at the top. Just click on the forward arrow. He is in pictures 3, 6, 7, and 10. This picture above (it's also picture 3 & 10 in the slide show) is the one they showed in the printed newspaper.