I is having many sads on mine purrthday...

I is sad!
Mine Mummy hasn't been home since Monday and I think she is losted herself somewhere!
And I is extra sad today because today is my purrthday and mine Mummy is still losted! I askeds the Giant Kitty where mine Mummy is and he says she wented off to see something called a huge wall and a city that is forbiddens and she is going to be losted until many many naps later! I wants mine Mummy! I do not wants to be alones on mine purrthday! The Giant Kitty tells me to stop whining and cryings because today, I is a big boy and is 2. And he says boys who are 2 should stop crying, but I do not wants to stop crying because I is having many sads and I wants mine Mummy back!

I is having many sads again...

There is being no pictors today and I is having many many sads because although mine Mummy didn't takes her huge bag out, she tooks her clothes from the wardrobe and putted them into a small bag and when she does that, it only means she is going to leave me alone for many many sleeps and I is a very very sad kitty now.

I misses mine Mummy...

I've been waitings at the door,I've been lookings out of the window,It's been so many sleeps already, when is mine Mummy coming back?

Mummy has gone away!

If I hides here, do you think mine Mummy will not notice me and brings be along accidentally?What are all these things mine Mummy packed into her Huge Bag?
Why...are there treats for woofie and woofie toys???
Mummy!!!! Aren't the toys for me?
I loves to play with them too! What are you bringings them to China for?

Look right into my eyes...

Looks deep into my eyes, Mummy, and do what I tell you to.
Do not go to Hong Kong, or China.
Stay right here so that I can snuggle with you and have my daily dose of head butts and chin scritches.

I wants mine Mummy!

I knows what the Giant Kitty was sighing about a while back now! Usually, the Giant Kitty will force me to wakes up at 530am and then makes me go sing together with him to wakes our Mummy up for our breakfast. But today, mine Mummy woked up all by herself without us singing at 430am! And she maded us wakes up too and forced us to have breakfast because she saided she has to leave at 5am for the airport. And I asked the Giant Kitty what the airport is and why does it wants mine Mummy to be there so early in the morning? And the Giant Kitty says that at the airport, there is some mean bad birdies maded of metal that mine Mummy is going to climbs into, and then they is going to brings mine Mummy far away and I is not going to have mine Mummy to play with or snuggles to sleep at night until Sunday because it is too far away for mine Mummy to come back until Sunday!
And when I heard that, I didn't wants my breakfast anymore because I think I is going to stay in bed and cries until Sunday!

a sad day...

I is a very sad kitty today.This morning, mine Mummy tooks out my nice t-shirt and puts my leash onto me, and I was all excited because it means GOING OUT!
Then while we was walkings, mine Mummy tolds me we was going to the vet! And I was more excited because it's been a long time since I sawed Dr Grace.

When we got to the vet, I realised however, today is Dr Grace's rest day and she was not there!
And I was very very very disappointed! If I never ever thought about going to see Dr Grace, I would not have been so disappointed, but because all on the way there, I was so looking forward to seeing Dr Grace, and then I realised she wasn't there, then it made it a thousand times more disappointing, do you know what I mean?

So mine Mummy tooks me into this other doctor's room and the doctor squeezed my tummy, forced me to open my mouth and in the end, she took a long long pokey thing and poked me! So I squirmed and squirmed and squirmed and the doctor says I is not a nice well behaved kitty and even though the Giant Kitty screamed when he was there, he took the jabs like a big MANcat does and did not even flinch. Does it mean I is not a good MANcat? So I gotted more upset.

Then mine Mummy tooks me home, and when I gots home, I ran to plays with my toy mousie because I wasn't feeling very happy and my toy mousie always makes me happier. Then I played and batted but in less than 5 minutes, I accidentally pushed it under the fridge! And now I can see my toy mousie, but I cannot play with it! And I gotted more sad!

Then because I feels so sad, I feel like doing something very naughty because it was so hard being good. So I ran behind the cabinets where mine Mummy never allows me to go, and I tries to bite the wires there. And mine Mummy ran over and scolded me and forbidded me to go there ever again. Then I jumped up onto mine Mummy's Lego village and picked out the flowers one by one and carried them into the toilet because I thought they looked nicer by the sink. And mine Mummy scolded me again! And I thinks mine Mummy doesn't loves me anymore because she scolded me twice today. And nobody likes me because even the vet says I is not a good MANcat. And I is very very sad today.

the Giant Kitty scolded me!!!

I has many sads today!
The Giant Kitty scolded me!

I wanted to help mine Mummy pack up her shelf neatly, but the Giant Kitty says NO!
I wanted to take a bath so that I is clean and smell nice, but the Giant Kitty says NO!
I wanted to make sure the litter in our litterbox is neat, but the Giant Kitty tells me GET OUT!
I wanted to check that the Giant Kitty's crunchy goodness is fresh but the Giant Kitty tells me NO!

See the Giant Kitty scolding me!He's so fierce!I is sad...I is very sad...I think I is going to sulk the rest of the day!I has many many many sads!

we be taking pictors!!

Although I is still having many sads because mine Mummy is not going to be home yet for many many many sleeps, I've decided to stop crying because I've got so many wonderful friends out there who comforts me.
I took Daisy's advice and whapped the Giant Kitty on the head, and he started whapping me back again and he forgots he said he was going to ignore me.
Then I tolds him I knowed it was his Gotcha Day and he can have all of my stinky goodness because it's his Gotcha Day and I loves him.
And that put him into a very very good mood.
The bean who gaves me my food didn't seem to be in such a happy mood to see me give the Giant Kitty all my stinky goodness though. It's his Gotcha Day and I is giving him a present! Why can't the bean understand that?

Well, anyway, the Giant Kitty was in a good mood so he tolds me he's noticed that mine Mummy lefted her digital camera at home! And he said that as a treat, he's going to take some pictors of me so I can puts it up on my bloggy and later he's going to show me how to take pictors with the digital camera and I can take pictors of him!
So see here!
This is the pictor that the Giant Kitty took of me!
I is handsome?
So after that, the Giant Kitty taughts me how to take a pictor with the camera and I tooks many many pictors of him.
See!
Aren't they good?I wonder why the Giant Kitty doesn't think they're good and keeps mumbling about "my face! Where's mine handsome face"
Well! He doesn't know how to appreciate good pictors!

how long is many many many sleeps away?

I misses mine Mummy.
Do you guys knows when mine Mummy will be coming back?
I asked the Giant Kitty and he says it's many many many many many sleeps away and he tolds me to stops crying and he'll give me lots and lots of mighty whaps on the head.
So I stops crying for a while.
But when he finishes whapping, I start crying again.
Then he says he's going to sit on me.
But I is still sad, so I carried on crying.
Then he says he's going to ignore me.
So he hasn't been speaking to me the whole of today.
I has many sads!
No Mummy and no Giant Kitty to plays with me!
I wonder if he'll speak to me tomorrow?

many many sads...

Mine Mummy bluffed me! She didn't take the huge bag out and I thought she was just going out as usual yesterday.
See, all she brought was this bag.
She bluffed me!!!
She didn't come home last night!
So I kept crying the whole night.
I mean, if mine Mummy had taken the huge bag, I would have knowed she was going away because the Giant Kitty has already tolded me she is going away.
Then I wouldn't have cried. Well, not so much at least.
But mine Mummy broughted this normal bag and maded me think she was just going out as usual and coming home again at night!
So I cried.
I has many many sads!

I has more sads...

I is feeling very upset today! Yesterday night while we were together on the bed sleeping, the Giant Kitty whispered to me about mine Mummy's Huge Bag coming out again very soon!

As soon as I heard that, I started crying, but both mine Mummy and the Giant Kitty told me to shut up or I shall have to get off the bed and sleep alone.
I did not want to sleep alone so I stopped crying.
But I is still very upset. I really is!

I wants mine Mummy!!!!

Help...

Mummy where are you???

Is mine mummy going to leave me forever?

I needs a diet...

Remember me doing my beautiful swan-lake ballerina pose?

I is getting a little worried because I may not be able to be the pretty swan-lake ballerina any longer!
Looky at these pictors!Do you guys think I ought to go on a diet?
I do not want a flabby tummy and double chins!
I want to be pretty swan-lake ballerina!
Oh no....I think I has a little bit of a sad again!

I has no more a sad....

I is happy!
You knows, I says I is sometimes a little bit sad when I think things, but that is only sometimes.
And now, I sees that I has so many friends who think that I is not stinky and my tail is pretty, and I is cute, I is no more sad!

And yesterday, the Giant Kitty was sweet!
I was begging and begging him to play with me but he says he wants to nap.
So I dances around him and he gotted mad.
Then he whaps me.
Not the usual whap on the head that I likes, but a humongous whap right in my face that I think my nose wented right in.
But then, immediately after that, he licked me on my head!
And he mumbled something which I couldn't hear too clearly but I think it was sorry you Thing!
I loves the Giant Kitty!
Don't you think the Giant Kitty is nice?

thinking things...

Sometimes, when mine Mummy is not at home and the Giant Kitty is asleep, I sit under the sun and I think things.
And then I wonder.

Why does the Giant Kitty keep on calling me "That Thing" even though he knows I'm called Oven?
Why does mine Mummy sometimes call the Giant Kitty "My bestest Boy" but calls me "You naughty Oven"?
Why does the Giant Kitty hiss at me so often?
Why does the Giant Kitty keep telling his friends that I stink?
Sometimes I may smell like a woofie but I try to be very good when mine Mummy bathes me so I can smell not so much like a woofie.
Why does the Giant Kitty have to wake mine Mummy up at 530am every morning?
Why does the Giant Kitty glare at me and threaten to sit on me if I don't help him wake mine Mummy up at 530am every morning?
I do think 530am is a good time to snuggle next to mine Mummy and take squillions of kitty naps but the Giant Kitty says no!
Why can't mine Mummy stay at home the whole day and play with me or bring me out for walkies more often?
Why does mine Mummy's friend say that the Giant Kitty has got a cute tail but says that my tail looks like a rat's?
Why does another of mine Mummy's friends say that the Giant Kitty looks just like a cute little kitten in pictors but I look like a monkey?
Why does the Giant Kitty say I've to give some of my crunchy goodness for him to nom or I'm a selfish kitty but the Giant Kitty scolds me when I try to nom his crunchy goodness?

Sometimes, just sometimes, when I sit under the sun and think things, I feel a little bit sad.

today is a horrid day!

See, I was sleeping all so comfortably with the Giant Kitty on the bed when we heard our Mummy call the vet.
She made an appointment for next Tuesday for me and I gotted so excited because I loves the vet.
She even asked who the doctor will be on Tuesday and it's Dr Grace, the one whom I did my parrot stand on because I loves her!

So I was all happy and bouncing around when the Giant Kitty took me aside and told me exactly what it is about.
He says even though I loves Dr Grace, she's going to make me fall asleep on Tuesday and take away some parts of me!!!!
Why does she want to take away some parts of me?????
I loves every part of me!!!!

So I was so so very upset and I asked the Giant Kitty if I could cuddle with him.
The Giant Kitty says I may!
I loves the Giant Kitty!
But I is still sad.
I loves all parts of me! I do not want to take away any parts at all!
I may have to reconsider if I still loves Dr Grace.

the innernets...

I sawed the Giant Kitty use the compoooter and within minutes he was off it! And I thoughts he's so good to me today to let me use it so soon.
So I gots onto the innernets and wanted to goes and visit all my friends.
And I sawed this.

I thinks the Giant Kitty must have offended Google.
Now Google does not likes our compoooter!

I is sad!