Watching The Gay Divorcee. Fred Astair's British accent is nearly as good as Dick Van Dyke's in Mary Poppins. Ahem.
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two.
One to hold the lightbulb, one to turn the universe.
What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one. With everything."
How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two.
One to screw in the bulb, one to fill the bathtub with brightly painted machine tools.
How many absurdists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Fish.
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I have been reading your blog and enjoying it. Have meant to do it for a while, since I see your comments on other blogs I read regularly.
I like the one about the zen masters and light-bulbs.
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Welcome.
Okay...of all the jokes (and they were amusing), the only one that made me cackle (I have a terrible laugh) was the last one. I got that one!
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