cNutgroist

ah bertie o'herne
yer the feckin best pressie
dis countrys never had
and dat's no mistakey
youre a lovely little man
stumpy and chunky
you'd pass fer a troll
if you weren't so feckin ugly
so put down dat bottle
and pick up der pieces
o' yer miserable life
and stop smackin' yer wife
without good reason
it's not even the season
for dat sort of ting
wait til its xmas
when the kiddies need a laugh
den smack her about
and drown her in der bath
but dont tell a soul
except for father mchardy
he'll tell nobody no
except maybe der Gardai
and you'll not go to prison no
except mabe for life
yer feckin eedjit
dont put down der bottle
she's yer best feckin friend
stay with her, sleep with her
until der bitter end
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