Thursday, July 01, 2004
JJJJY01 (17:00:30): just 2 more games left, and you can pretend to hate football all over again
faraa3 (17:00:51): dont they play 3/4 place playoff?
JJJJY01 (17:00:56): no
faraa3 (17:00:57): good
JJJJY01 (17:02:00): apparently the Greece team is threatening to strike over bonuses for getting to the semis - wwydi they were offered golden fleeces as rewards ?
faraa3 (17:03:13): wwydi they were 2-0 down at half-time so they brought on Ganymede with a plate of oranges and a nice sip of ambrosia
JJJJY01 (17:03:29): wwydi they got to the final, but the Gods struck the whole team down for hubris ?
faraa3 (17:04:48): wwydi they won but the greek captain took the wrong boat and didnt get home for another 10 years?
JJJJY01 (17:07:47): and he turned up at Euro 2014 with a massive beard with a load of men trying to woo his manager away....er........
faraa3 (17:09:18): wwydi the greek striker had an achilles heel problem and...er....that's it
JJJJY01 (17:09:49): i think John Motson copyrighted that joke at the start of Euro 2004
faraa3 (17:11:39): wwydi the greeks won and the czechs lodgted a formal complaint that one of the greek players was acting strangely and on closer examination of video footage (dont ask me how nobody noticed before) you could clearly see one of their strikers turning into a swan at key moments
JJJJY01 (17:12:54): wwydi the Czechs were so scared by the Greeks in the Final, they employed Ray Harryhausen to 'animate' them while playing the game (and also to take on the appearance of rubbish skeletons with swords)
faraa3 (17:15:41): wwydi you found out the Greek team got banned from the local Athena poster shop for burning incense and trying to sacrifice a goat?
JJJJY01 (17:19:58): wwydi the Greeks won the tournament, and when asked if they knew they would do well, the captain said 'yes, it was foretold that we would do well, because Eastenders was on before Holby City'. Then you realised the team had consulted Oracle, the teletext service...... I win £5
JJJJY01 (17:20:36): i have to go
JJJJY01 (17:20:45): continue this madness tomorrow
faraa3 (17:20:49): damn you
JJJJY01 (17:21:01): go on, if you;ve got one
faraa3 (17:21:09): !not a full one
faraa3 (17:21:15): btu when has that ever stopped me
JJJJY01 (17:21:19): true
JJJJY01 (17:22:14): go on then
faraa3 (17:22:22): wwydi....er....
faraa3 (17:22:36): who marks baros?
faraa3 (17:22:40): for the greeks?
JJJJY01 (17:22:47): oh, Dellas
JJJJY01 (17:23:07): Baros' teacher marks him i think
faraa3 (17:23:59): wwydi the struggle between Baros and Dellas was so epic that it ended up with Dellas ripping Baros' nuts off and chucking them into the penlaty area where a massive tidal wave is created and the whole of the world is, um, flooded
faraa3 (17:24:05): oh for fuckas sake
faraa3 (17:24:10): i dont know when to stop do i
JJJJY01 (17:24:28): nor did the Greek playwrights obviously
JJJJY01 (17:24:38): right, see yous later
faraa3 (17:24:41): wwydi the czechs put Gordon Banks in goal and the greeks had to dress up as sheep to get past him
JJJJY01 (17:25:05): oh nice !!!!!!!!
faraa3 (17:25:10): thankeweee
JJJJY01 (17:25:17): you stole in with a beauty right at the death
JJJJY01 (17:26:09): wwydi the Greeks lost the final, and one day when you were buying a kebab, you noticed your doner tasted a bit 'socky'
faraa3 (17:26:17): what????
faraa3 (17:26:25): oh god
faraa3 (17:26:27): i get it
JJJJY01 (17:26:39): can you explain it to me then
JJJJY01 (17:26:43): right, laters
faraa3 (17:26:54): yes goodbyes
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faraa3 (17:00:51): dont they play 3/4 place playoff?
JJJJY01 (17:00:56): no
faraa3 (17:00:57): good
JJJJY01 (17:02:00): apparently the Greece team is threatening to strike over bonuses for getting to the semis - wwydi they were offered golden fleeces as rewards ?
faraa3 (17:03:13): wwydi they were 2-0 down at half-time so they brought on Ganymede with a plate of oranges and a nice sip of ambrosia
JJJJY01 (17:03:29): wwydi they got to the final, but the Gods struck the whole team down for hubris ?
faraa3 (17:04:48): wwydi they won but the greek captain took the wrong boat and didnt get home for another 10 years?
JJJJY01 (17:07:47): and he turned up at Euro 2014 with a massive beard with a load of men trying to woo his manager away....er........
faraa3 (17:09:18): wwydi the greek striker had an achilles heel problem and...er....that's it
JJJJY01 (17:09:49): i think John Motson copyrighted that joke at the start of Euro 2004
faraa3 (17:11:39): wwydi the greeks won and the czechs lodgted a formal complaint that one of the greek players was acting strangely and on closer examination of video footage (dont ask me how nobody noticed before) you could clearly see one of their strikers turning into a swan at key moments
JJJJY01 (17:12:54): wwydi the Czechs were so scared by the Greeks in the Final, they employed Ray Harryhausen to 'animate' them while playing the game (and also to take on the appearance of rubbish skeletons with swords)
faraa3 (17:15:41): wwydi you found out the Greek team got banned from the local Athena poster shop for burning incense and trying to sacrifice a goat?
JJJJY01 (17:19:58): wwydi the Greeks won the tournament, and when asked if they knew they would do well, the captain said 'yes, it was foretold that we would do well, because Eastenders was on before Holby City'. Then you realised the team had consulted Oracle, the teletext service...... I win £5
JJJJY01 (17:20:36): i have to go
JJJJY01 (17:20:45): continue this madness tomorrow
faraa3 (17:20:49): damn you
JJJJY01 (17:21:01): go on, if you;ve got one
faraa3 (17:21:09): !not a full one
faraa3 (17:21:15): btu when has that ever stopped me
JJJJY01 (17:21:19): true
JJJJY01 (17:22:14): go on then
faraa3 (17:22:22): wwydi....er....
faraa3 (17:22:36): who marks baros?
faraa3 (17:22:40): for the greeks?
JJJJY01 (17:22:47): oh, Dellas
JJJJY01 (17:23:07): Baros' teacher marks him i think
faraa3 (17:23:59): wwydi the struggle between Baros and Dellas was so epic that it ended up with Dellas ripping Baros' nuts off and chucking them into the penlaty area where a massive tidal wave is created and the whole of the world is, um, flooded
faraa3 (17:24:05): oh for fuckas sake
faraa3 (17:24:10): i dont know when to stop do i
JJJJY01 (17:24:28): nor did the Greek playwrights obviously
JJJJY01 (17:24:38): right, see yous later
faraa3 (17:24:41): wwydi the czechs put Gordon Banks in goal and the greeks had to dress up as sheep to get past him
JJJJY01 (17:25:05): oh nice !!!!!!!!
faraa3 (17:25:10): thankeweee
JJJJY01 (17:25:17): you stole in with a beauty right at the death
JJJJY01 (17:26:09): wwydi the Greeks lost the final, and one day when you were buying a kebab, you noticed your doner tasted a bit 'socky'
faraa3 (17:26:17): what????
faraa3 (17:26:25): oh god
faraa3 (17:26:27): i get it
JJJJY01 (17:26:39): can you explain it to me then
JJJJY01 (17:26:43): right, laters
faraa3 (17:26:54): yes goodbyes
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