Five Mysteries of Life

1. Ever since I've lost {50 lbs-woot-woot} weight, I've started noticing wrinkles around my mouth when I smile. Is fat the new Botox?

2. Why does it seem like the troublemakers at recess are the ones in the Skeleton zip up hoodies? {I think I just solved my own mystery}.

3. Does Sonic hate me? They've stopped serving caffeine free diet coke! How can I justify getting {the occasional} imitation diet coke fix...if it's not imitation anymore?

4. Why am I either 10 minutes early or 10 minutes late...never on time? Could it be that not one of my many clocks says the same time?

5. Am I the only one who has been listening to Christmas music since Halloween?