Little bird

Elaine and I, regarding Jasmine Phang's poem in the magazine...

Me: Lol.... Hey, why do you think they put “anonymous” there then followed by “by Jasmine Phang”?

Elaine: Eh... yalor.

Me: So funny. You think it's a typo?

Elaine: No la... You see the "This is a story by a little bird..", the anonymous is referring to the little bird ma...

Me: .... Even weirder.... you sure ar?? No need omit arrr...!

Elaine: No need lah.

Today, I found out that it really was a typo. The whole poem was supposed to remain anonymous. =.=''

Nonetheless, good theory, Elaine.

Peng.

"Hun" Part II

Once upon a time, when we were having our break, three people started having a lame conversation.

Francoise: *said something lame*
Andrea: You very lame la! I think if got some World Lame Challenge, you can join ar.
Me: Hahaha! Yalar, we all no need to compete liaw. For sure you win.
Francoise: Eh Lip! You're my competitor too ok! Don't say yourself til so humble!

Hun tiau. Haha.

She hun because too lame

Anyway, just now Andrea Lau said something very lame again about "hun"-ing.

Lippy says: btw, your comment in my blog so laaammeee larr!
Lord Of San Andreas says: HAHAH. whr got 
Lord Of San Andreas says: i wanna warn u. later ppl see u outdated 
Lord Of San Andreas says: HUN = honey man
Lord Of San Andreas says: hey hun, i like this bag. 
Lord Of San Andreas says: okay hun...i'll get u one
Lord Of San Andreas says: Omg hun...rily? its so expensive. 
Lord Of San Andreas says: Well hun...anything for my hun. 
Lord Of San Andreas says: NAH NAH NAH 
Lord Of San Andreas says: usage of hun 

i hun ar. i hun x10 ar.

Then few seconds ago, this happened.

EH UR DP VERY MENSIASOIKAN LAH. DELETE! i dun wanna see my childish self. =PPP hey hun? how are u hun? omg hun...ure gettin fairer! 

I wanna hun liao hun. (pun intended) =PPP

This one, i hun x10000000000000.

At least my pose 'nicer'. Hahaha.

hun.

Kopi-monkeys

Today, on the way to school, I saw a pack of wild monkeys. I waved. They waved back. I stuck out my tongue. They stuck out their tongues. I started to run. They started to run too. Then I stopped running. They stopped too. I jumped and threw a tantrum. They jumped and threw tantrums too! Angered, I screamed at them. They, unable to scream, howled back at me. Shocked, I backed away and fell into a hole. The monkeys fell into the hole with me! Yikes!

The monkeys who fell into the hole with me

“What’s with you?! Are you copy-monkeys?!”

“Yes, we are the last descendants from the Planet Kopi.”

“I see. Bilingual monkeys, eh?” I commented.

“Dear citizens of Earth, do not underestimate us monkeys of Planet Kopi! We have come with an evil plan to usurp your kings!” said the monkey who was slightly bigger than the others. He ended his evil speech with a signature roar of victory. “Muahahahahahaha!!!!”

Muahahahahahaahaha~!!!

Then the second monkey nudged him at the ribs. It whispered to him, “I think you gave too much information.”

The bigger monkey cleared his throat noisily and began to say with authority, “Enough of the small talk! Now, human, lead the way to your king!”

“Never! I shall never betray my king! Don’t you know who I am? I am the Dark Knight of this country! I have been disguising myself as a stupid school boy for this very day to come, my friend,” dark clouds started rolling with thunder, as I introduced myself as the Dark Knight.

I am the Dark Knight

“I have served the country for many centuries. Planet Kopi? I’ve never heard of that! Who do you think you are? Just copy-monkeys! Humans have all the knowledge you’ve never seen at that whatever Kopi Planet you were talking about! If you’re good enough, why are you all still on the street copying people’s actions?”

I realised that this was a better way to escape. Mother always tells me safety first so this was what I have to do. I got to make those dumb monkeys believe that I’m really the Dark Knight. See? That’s a good thing to read lots of Dark Knight Legends! I noticed that the monkeys were discussing among themselves. Good, that must have believed what I said, I thought.

But then, they turned at me and looked at me fiercely. Oh no… they are smarter than I thought they were. “You think we can’t read your mind?” the smallest monkey said. Great, smart ass monkeys.

The mind reader

“We have the ability to read others’ minds. We can even burp!”

“Buuurrrppp…!” they burped loudly.

Ew! The smell was foul! I felt my head spinning. The air was filled with a thick, pungent smell of coffee. Monkeys drink coffee?

“Hey! Tea tastes nicer than coffee! What say we get out of here and I buy you all a nice cup of 3 layer Teh C Peng and we make friends, huh?” I offered.

“Never! We will never betray our almighty Kopi O!” said one monkey.

“LONG LIVE KOPI O!!!” yelled the other monkeys.

The Almighty Kopi-O

Stupid monkeys, I thought. At that thought, the monkeys all glared at me. Oh right. They could read my mind!

“Fine! I give up! I shall just sit here and sulk! I want to have my morning tea!” I whimpered. I then retired to a corner where I sulked. I started thinking about tea. Ahh… the sweet aroma of Teh C…

3 layer Teh C Peng is the best!

“Noooo! Stop! Stop thinking about tea!” the monkeys begged.

Oh! So the monkeys were afraid of tea! Hah! I could beat them now! I quickly made myself think of all the teas available in the world. Ohh… Boh Teh… Teh O… Lipton… Mayang… Cameron tea… Teh Ceylon… Dilmah… Earl Grey…

Clockwise: Ceylon tea, Boh teh, Earl Grey and Lipton tea

And then....

I opened my eyes. The monkeys were gone! YAY! I jumped triumphantly. My friends were never going to believe this. I might just be the next Dark Knight after all.

Epilogue: The monkeys returned to their Planet Kopi and went against their king. Stupid, they called their king, for holding something so weak such as kopi as their almighty. And so, the Planet Kopi was overthrown and is now, holding something else as their king - wine. It's harder to find something to beat wines right? Wine is after all, high class. Right???

They switched profession =) Good for them.

Btw, Yellow = Nabila and me

Green = Maxine and Debbie

Blue = Erica and Yet Soong

My dvd bully me!

FMA is so nice! But... my dvd player bully me! Or maybe it is the dvd disc... Either way, I'm sad! I was like watching this sad episode (mentang-mentanglah all FMA episodes are touching!) until I almost wanted to cry already, then when it proceeded to the next episode - it cannot show!! Boo..... *sob sob sob*

I had to skip like so banyak episodes you know!

Anyway, I went to a buffet dinner yesterday. And ate like crazy. There were tonnes of food! And of course lah, being the greedy me, took everything. I took three rounds of sushi! That was nice! But the ham was over salty. And they forgot my macaroni order eventhough I am so besar. Little kids order prawns also they don't lupa, me so big there order they lupa! Apalah!

These days are funny. Some more funny quotes : ^_^

Lunch hour - Me eating mee cup.
Joanna : Can get cancer you know?
Me : I'm hungry! Don't care lah!

Next day, Lunch hour - Joanna eating mee cup.
Me : Can get cancer you know!
Joanna : Nevermind... I already pray!

Walking to hopoh.
Michelle : Lai.. let's run!
Joanna : Don't want! I'm not a running person!

Trumpets performance - Amanda wearing a bow.
Esme : Presenting the trumpeters....
Someone : Amanda! What's with the bow!
Eli : Mr. Voon!
So cun Jacqueline also Voon.
Eli *or someone* : Mr. and Mrs. Voon!!

Priscilla gave marks to some performance (not setuju with the floor)
Floor : Booo!!!
Priscilla : Bluek! Got egg? No egg to throw ler!
Me and Jacinta talking...
Me : I should bring tomato!
Jacinta : Got paper? I make tomato for you.
Minutes later...
Jacinta : Pris! She want me throw tomato! I throw ah!
Priscilla : *nods*
Paper flew.... koing on Lysandra's head...
Lysandra threw back.... koing on Deborah's head.....
Deborah threw....
Esme : OI! Who threw that!
Me and Jacinta point at each other, everyone else points at Deb....
Esme : Who throw! Simply you people throw!
Hoo haa on the floor....
Joanna : *above all voices* Because she ask got egg or not mah!!!

Disccusing marks to give for performance
Esme : Okok! We go ask this Prfessor Joanna! No no... Datuk Joanna!
Marilyn : Datuk? Datin!
Someone : She married to Datuk har!?

Next day - practice
Esme : *teaching*
Joanna : *interrupting*
Esme : Joanna! Think you Professor so great ar!
Joanna : No la!
*room laughs*

Playing group game - who can make the smallest star
My group used fingers....
Deb : Cannot! Must use body!
Me : Fingers also boday wat!
Deb : No no! Body... *shakes body*
Lysandra : Hands and fingers are not parts of our body!

Playing Simon Says before school ends
Play play play....
Pris : Simon says... squat down!
Amanda : Aiya don't want liao. I want go home!

Bible exam
Lysandra : *gasp* Bible test tomorrow!
Me : Har! Die liao you! Didn't study!
Lysandra : Nevermind! I shall asnwer by faith!

Stress!!

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I am so stress. But before we go on, let's find out what is stress.



Feels like lately, I have trouble concentrating. I can't seem to be able to get any work done in school. I can only finish something when I isolate myself in my room.


Now, my life feels sadder than that. Coz I don't even know what track I'm on. It doesn't feel right.... but it doesn't feel wrong. In fact, it's feels like it's only right for me to be there - only I'm not so sure. So sometimes, I look back and....



These stuff happens. My days go somewhat like this.....



And some of the side effects from such lifestyle are......


Yea... only that doesn't really happen to me. I'd gained weight in fact. When I measure my weight earlier today with my shoes on, it was almost 60 kg! But no worries, I'd still be fit even if I'm 70 kg. But still, when I am experiencing some early stages of stress, I know I should be getting some help. So I got myself an anti-stress kit.



I've yet to try. Should be quite effective though. But just in case that won't be enough, I'd got myself a prayer guide.



It's feels helpful. I feel better now. But just as a reminder to my dear sweet friends....




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Owh yea, there's something I really should tell you people......


It's only right for you to know.....


All those that I've said......


I.....



Lied.