Transparency
| Unlike you, Feeding Time, the Bulu Burung Bersekutu actually believe in transparency to the people and even to our enemies. Unlike you, we do not cower in hiding in your dank, leafy lair plotting greater acts of tyranny against the innocent.
We're also not as foolish as you'd hope to blatantly reveal our plans for your ultimate defeat and the coming of a new Ice Age. All sensitive information was already encrypted in our legendary dakuning, such that you thought it was all mere gibberish. So do not take the Biggest Bird Above's name in vain, Feeding Time! May His Beak Be Fed With Fish! We will crush you beneath our flippered feet like we crushed that monstrous yellow featherball. P.S. We could agree to a secret trade deal ala Halliburton-Iran... P.P.S. Yes, I agree this is beginning to get rather tiresome. As long as the panda doesn't respond we have nothing new being added to this blog except howls of protest and nonsensical homages to the Biggest Bird Above, May His Beak Be Fed With Fish. Hence the ridiculous Photoshops. I think the hour is at hand to escalate this into Armageddon phase. Feeding Time, let's declare war on someone else for fun and see what happens. Or Photoshop someone and savor the sweet melodies of their hurt yelps. |

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