On Friday January 18, me and
Elegy Ellem packed some poisoned wine and her Tommy Gun and went to
Burlesqueer - Femme Fatale, at
Bonden Bar in Stockholm. Ellem had been asked to create a burlesque number for the "Femme Fatale" themed event, and she asked me if I wanted to assist her as her maid. Of course I said yes!
This is her Tommy Gun (replica) by the way! I love it, and I want it! It's quite heavy though, and I was glad no one caught Ellem when she was carrying it to the show on the subway, with it's pipe sticking out of the bag...
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Photo: Linda Merja Holmgren |
The storyline of our number was that Ellem comes home from being out murdering some people. I'm her maid, that serves her as best as I can. The problem though, is that Ellem is a self centered diva, who treats me like shit - and I'm very tired of this! So in the end of the number, when she has stripped, I give her some poisoned wine...
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Photo: Linda Merja Holmgren |
...that kills her!!! Sexiest corps I've ever seen, by the way...When she's dead, I then take my apron off, and throw it over her. Then I put her black coat on, and steal her cigaret and Tommy Gun, and walk out. The end!
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Photo: Elegy Ellem |
Of course though, I didn't kill her for real! Since we're hoping to do this number together again, I thought it would be best to keep her around for awhile...Here is us after the show. You don't want to meet us in a dark alley at night. Just sayin'...
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Photo: Elegy Ellem |
And another one. This is how you clean a gun properly!
The rest of the evening was spent drinking and fighting, and I played with Ellem's snake-tongue. That's my finger there...
And here is also a video of our number, shot and edited by Alexander Valenkamph!