Every now and again, I feel the need to do a top ten list. Tonight is one of those. Just came home from the New James Bond- Sky Fall. So here is its..
The Top Ten Signs You Just Stepped Out of a Bond Movie
10. As you run to the theatre restrooms to beat the post movie crowds, you carefully check the feet under the stalls and then kick open the door to your stall before you go in.
9. You use the mirrors in the bathroom to make sure the other person in the bathroom isn't pulling a weapon on you as you dry your hands in the industrial strength hand dryer.
8. You feel like there is sexual tension everywhere and that at any moment you and/ or people around you may just start making out. Then you realize none of you are spies and you don't want to make out with any of them, but a part of you thinks that despite the grey in his beard , Daniel Craig was super sexy and maybe you just want to make out with him.
7. When you get home, you cautiously approach your house, surveying the dark and misty land around you for anyone lurking in the shadows, and you think of your bow and arrows, and exactly where they are located in the house, and how you should use them if you need to.
6. You carefully (yeah, you don't want to do any damage, you realize you aren't bond) kick the door open, and immediately check behind every door, closet, shower curtain, and couch just to be sure no one is waiting in the wings to catch you unawares and kill you before you can kill them.
5. You start referring to your dog as Q, and pretend his rawhide is a cool technical gadget or explosive device - Toss it away, and take cover.
4. Your roommate texts you if you can leave the door unlocked for them because they are coming home late, and you inform them that that would be unwise, they may see some Bond action themselves if they wake you from sleep and you've left the door unlocked.
3. You sign off said text simply as M.
2. You boot up your computer and as you write a blog, you listen to the amazing vocals of Adelle singing Skyfall, and you have the urge to do one of those roll things and then pop up with your fingers pointed like a fake gun. You also think how you should someday don a spy type outfit and skate to this song.
1.You end the night by listening to a medley of James Bond movie theme songs on YouTube.
yup, probably best not to startle me tonight in any way.
thanks,
M
The Top Ten Signs You Just Stepped Out of a Bond Movie
10. As you run to the theatre restrooms to beat the post movie crowds, you carefully check the feet under the stalls and then kick open the door to your stall before you go in.
9. You use the mirrors in the bathroom to make sure the other person in the bathroom isn't pulling a weapon on you as you dry your hands in the industrial strength hand dryer.
8. You feel like there is sexual tension everywhere and that at any moment you and/ or people around you may just start making out. Then you realize none of you are spies and you don't want to make out with any of them, but a part of you thinks that despite the grey in his beard , Daniel Craig was super sexy and maybe you just want to make out with him.
7. When you get home, you cautiously approach your house, surveying the dark and misty land around you for anyone lurking in the shadows, and you think of your bow and arrows, and exactly where they are located in the house, and how you should use them if you need to.
6. You carefully (yeah, you don't want to do any damage, you realize you aren't bond) kick the door open, and immediately check behind every door, closet, shower curtain, and couch just to be sure no one is waiting in the wings to catch you unawares and kill you before you can kill them.
5. You start referring to your dog as Q, and pretend his rawhide is a cool technical gadget or explosive device - Toss it away, and take cover.
4. Your roommate texts you if you can leave the door unlocked for them because they are coming home late, and you inform them that that would be unwise, they may see some Bond action themselves if they wake you from sleep and you've left the door unlocked.
3. You sign off said text simply as M.
2. You boot up your computer and as you write a blog, you listen to the amazing vocals of Adelle singing Skyfall, and you have the urge to do one of those roll things and then pop up with your fingers pointed like a fake gun. You also think how you should someday don a spy type outfit and skate to this song.
1.You end the night by listening to a medley of James Bond movie theme songs on YouTube.
yup, probably best not to startle me tonight in any way.
thanks,
M
Lol!
ReplyDeleteHaha! This made me laugh! I love it and totally have those moments. Daniel Craig IS hot, mmm!
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