Invited to go on Celebrity Jeopardy, I was. Say just let me that a challenge it was not.
Alex: Ooh.. I'm sorry, Jessica, A Tale of Two Cities was not written by Dr. Seuss.
Jessica: That's like, the only writer guy I know.
Alex: No, I'm sorry, Mr. President, "fundamentaler" is not the answer we were looking for. In fact, it's not even a word.
President Bush: If you're not with me you're against me, Alex.
Too bad it is that for charity this was. Cleaned up, I could have.
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Comments on "Celebrity Jeopardy"
Why is the sky blue, Master Yoda?
'Mericans need to be safe from the terr'ists. Democracy needs to be safe from the terr'ists. If I don't win Jeopordy, then the terr'ists win.
Lets see. The REAL REASON he accepted the invite, Jessica Simpson !!
I,m Tellin dolly, I,m Tellin Dolly.
So... Just what charity did your money go to Master Yoda?
Jaina Solo, Wedge Antilles -
The Tiny Green Jedi Retirement Fund, the charity was.
I think that your judgement would have been clouded if Dolly had been next to you.
Master Yoda,
Are you sure you didn't use a mind trick on Alex?
I don't know you look so cute and cudely but inside your a bad monkey.
Capt Picard,
Yes, very distracting that would have been.
Lose I would, but care about that I would not!
Young Starbucker,
What is receive a Force Wedgie you will?
Judith,
I think flirting with me you are. Hmm, yes.
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Opps. Good charity choice, one should always support causes near and dear to one's heart
Yoda did you have a good time?
you should have made a long post about it. or was it not so funny
If Jessica says A Tale of Two Cities was written by Dr. Suess, she must think 2+2=5!