Almunia to Real Madrid for $68M

1. the Fucks of the week.

- Manuel Almunia: ape carut la last minit boleh fumble cam hape.

- Earth Hour: no more than a yearly cheap antics. no im not a climate change sceptic but i think the earth hour is just another feel good factor, bak kate seorg member kat fb "kalau kat akhirat tuhan tny ape ko buat utk save bumi, ko boleh ckp at least aku tutup lampu sejam mase earth hour" ini mcm ckp "aku tiap2 taun p berarak dlm panas time maulidur rasul, so aku xkan la masuk nerake kot" or "setaun sekali aku bayar zakat, kre aku nih org yg pemurah la". the point is, we don't need these 'at least' statement, we need things which r more sustainable n practical. smlm aku dok dlm gelap sejam (menghormati kehendak tuan rumah yg aku lepak smlm) n i was wondering, WTF am i doing sitting in the dark, xproductive langsung n merosakkan mata. kl yg extra bahalul, tutup lampu pasang lilin. nk buat something pkai la otak bukan ikut2 orang.
if u r really serious with saving the world, u shud recyle, use public transport, active transport (walk, cycle etc), switch off unused electrical appliances etc.

ps: arinih ade lumbe F1 pe kat Albert Park Melbourne, that is pretty much earth hour shoved up ur asses. another feel good factor maybe?

- next week: xpasal2 aku start acute care placement next week, kl ikut plan yg die kasik, start 27/04. adoi pening pale byk nk kne cover + projek tgh hot + Ethics + Kje + Beskal + jersi menjersi. timing mmg foul abes.

2. week 2 superleague

this week, home game against Adelaide City, as well as the 1st match having Lloyd Owusu as the assistant coach for the senior team.

the results:
(foxes vs city)

U-19: 1-0
Res: 2-0
Sen: 1-2

after the u-19 match, the father of the scorer shaked my hand and said " so u r the strapper guy, u're the one who make the difference!" i was.. "err... i guess so". i just dont know how to answer that. yeah i did strapped his son's ankle (a CB). it wasn't a big deal for me, but it did matter in the eyes of others.

3. lain2:

- jersi akan siap utk dikutip jumaat nih, meh la dtg umah kutip.
- beskal akan sampai dlm mggu depan. xsure r ade mase ke x nk pasang. (sure la ade mase nyer)
- i dont get the autumn uni break due to hospital rotation. so xg melben utk melben cup

sekian. mcm byk nk kne revise.

what a liverpool morning it was...

1. kje

mggu lps mintak sick leave 2 kali, so xbyk kerje, kne tggu ujung bulan kot br r duit sickleave masuk. xkesa r aku bkn desperate pon.

bz dok setelkan jersi menjersi budak2 nih, esok akan kol n order, so far total $1323, so kasik can la kl ade budak2 yg berubah hati dan fikiran.

2. study

jumaat lps submit 2 assignment. senang2 je tp mls nk wat. tp siap 2-3 hari awal gk utk di proffreadkan oleh org2 yg power sket. kl xbuat rugi, sbb kat uni nih kl write-up power senang2 je dpt highmarks, esp subjek2 yg subjektif mcm ethics nih. mmg bodo abes.

3. rugby 7

dpt tiket free so g la. agak bosan sebnanye 1st day die, crowd mcm kurg happening, or x happening langsung. tgk ashes dlu 8kali gande bes r.

nasib baik ade budak gemok ball picker boleh dijadikkan hiburan post-conversion.

4. bola week1

season bola dh start, this season nampak gayenye aku kne jadik main physio sbb mamat taun lepas dh cabut. so assistant aku is the goalkeeper coach, a therapeutical masseur. at the age of 14, he went to Greece to play there, n then played in some other countries in Europe as well. surprisingly, he decided to retire in 2008, at the age of 20+. that is quite young for a goalkeeper.

so the 1st game was the home game against the Cobras, the other newly promoted club. the results were good despite some incidents on the field and n the change room. a good but not so perfect start for the Foxes.

so the results are:
(Foxes Vs Cobras)

U19: 5-0
Res: 4-3
Sen: 3-2

apparently Liverpool is the new word for disappointing. and no, i didn't watch the game, i watch live IPL 20/20 instead.

5. Mt Barker

esok je la aku p, kl g arinih, supervisor xdek, so xdpt la tunjuk batang idung kat die. kang die bising lak jarang dtg hospital kat ceruk rantau alam tuh.

6.beskal

beskal sudah berjaye dijual kepade celebriti terkenal adelaide en Imran Ramli. klil la sini utk jadik fan die.

hmm.. mane aku nk cekau beskal nih. hmm... hmm... beskal mamat queensland nih cun tp die xreply lak enquiry aku dem r.



selamat hari isnin.

on sick leave...

aku tau arinih still ahad, belum isnin. tp memandangkan aku bosan dan aku rs esok adelah hari sakit dan malas, aku update je la dlu.mcm xjadik je nk g mt barker esok.

oh xdek update, kl ade pon mls nk tulis. tggu cite2 bes mak, akak n abg ipar aku yg baru blk from hongkong.

kl korg bosan, usha r nih, aktiviti aku mggu lps.

sekian. c u next week.

Melacur di tempat kerja

1. housemate

akhirnye, aku dapat housemate baru name Malik, budak pakistan doing SAIBT. so far ok je tp problem nyer die xreti masak. rice kooker pon xtau apebende. aiseh. pandai2 r ko masak esok wahahaha.

2. stuffs

sudah spend >$1K on new stuffs within a week. so whatever i told u previously abt having an expensive hobby, just forget abt it ok. i'll put up the pic later, or whenever i feel like it.

spttny sampai kamis lepas tp xsampai2 ag. haih.

3. kerja

oh, sori la tersilap eje atas tuh, saje nk kasik sensasi + tambah hit blog aku kat google nnt.

4. Adelaide Cup holiday

bosan. bosan nk mampos. ujan n bes tdo.

5. Bola

pagi sabtu main bola ngn team UniBlacks... pagi2 lg abg fit dh amik aku kat umah. fitness mmg cam taik n rase mcm dh xdek competitive spirit dh aku nih. lgpn kne save energy utk g kje ptg tuh.

so ptg tuh Foxes vs Blue Eagles, kalah 3-0. cun la mggu dpn aku xyah dtg match seniors, aku kje pagi je sbb u-19 masuk semi utk pre-season cup nih. diorg mng 2-0.

6. tajuk post lepas.

tuh sebnanye odometer beskal aku. aku baru rajin nk pkai, baru ganti bateri. so minggu nih short ~40km r plak (154.3-265.0 ). haih ape nk jadik dak2 zmn skang malas eksesais. ala ujan kasik can r dok umah lepak2.

7. lain2

spontaneous broadway mmg bes la. lawak mcm haram. rugi r ko dtg lambat arituh. tp lg rugila awek2 cun yg jual mahal xnk ikut aku p tgk show nih. next free tickets: rugby7

sekian. ptg nih aku mcm rajin nk masak.

0 - 154.3

1. Kje
smlm amik sick leave memandangkan tekanan yg bermacam2 sejak kebelakangan ni, n jumaat sabtu kje manjang so kasik free sket ahad utk siapkan draft proposal so dat buleh present kat supervisor rabu nih kat mt barker. Hours pon dh kembali normal mcm dlu, so spttnye xbz mane pon skang nih.

i mean xbz kje r.

2. Study
mlm td tdo kat uni, dem xpasal2 plak smlm sejuk n arinih pon sejuk sket. xpuas ati btol. xpe, janji aku wat kje aku n kasik npk mcm aku bekerje keras sket. padehal dok kat komp pool tuh bkn wat kje sgt pon.

n rabu nih akan ke mt barker for the 2nd time utk projek. kl sume ok, leh r start g berdating dgn consultant2 etc.

oh interview ngn dating xsame ke?

3. Bola
Gle hape Aaron Ramsey kne tekel n patah kaki. aku tgk match tuh pon dh agak kaki die patah sbb tgk reaction players, esp Fabregas. muke die same mcm mase Eduardo patah kaki dlu. Arseblog posted an article which i think best reflects the situation. a lot of pregnancy happened without intention, but u still have to take the responsiblity.

smlm start main bola balik dgn abg fit. mmg berbaloi aku berpure2 sakit smlm.

4. Makan2
smlm ade makan2 sempena menyambut budak2 baru. ala sempena ape kesah ape aku, janji ade makan.

5. Fringe part 1

best r plak stand up comedy arituh, MC die tom gleeson mmg bes r. 3 org comedian tuh mmg bes2 n sorg lg tuh mcm lemau je. kesian gle org xgelak hahahaha.

unfortunately, experience yg bes nih dikongsi dgn seorg jantan bername usen. kl la yg ikut aku tuh awek sure la lg bes, dh la tetibe lak sejuk mlm tuh. rugi2.

so kl anda rasa anda cun, hot, menarik, kelakar etc, silelah kontek aku utk mendapatkan tiket fringe esok. kl jantan xpayah sbb dh ade org book.

My Name Is Usen Khan

ps1: kl r ainishamsi g standup comedy, aku rs die diam je dr awal sampai abes sbb xpaham lawak, or 3 mggu lps tuh br die gelak golek2.

ps2: gamba2 lain ade kat sini.

ps3: p bli r kat kedai!

6. Housemates
still tgh mencarik. dh letak ad kat surau2 uni. kl xdek gk aku letak ad kat local pub or adult shop.

when ppl stop asking for ur help, u know it's either it's pointless to do so or they just don't trust u anymore.

sekian.

ps lg: sape2 nk teke apsal tajuk post nih camtuh, silelah. kl betul p la kedai bli r hadiah utk diri sendrik.

Wah byknye tiket nih..!!

1. lambat.

sori lah ye, segale janji2 manis aku utk update tiap2 isnin tuh hanyelah kata2 dusta semata2. nih skang dh pkl 12.23am hari selase waktu tempatan. tp bak kate pepatah spannish ' quien es muy linda vamos con migo a la playa' yg bermaksud 'suke hati aku r, bkn aku pow duit korg pon'. ha camtuh r.

2. bola

ari sabtu arituh, weather forecasted to be 37C, so policy kat sini kl suhu lebey 37C sume aktiviti outdoor dilimitkan or dibatalkan (unless yg pro level). so match U-19 dikensel, n match reserve start pkl 9am n match seniors start pkl 5pm. so aku kne ade sane stendet sejam awal utk prepare player2 agar tak premature ejaculate tgh padang. so dlm pkl 7am aku dh kuar umah cycling ke Bailey reserve yg terletak 20+km dr umah aku.

results: Foxes Vs Cobras

Res: 1-1
Sen: 2-1

dem la makan2 last tuh, xdek r plak kalamari, byk chiken nuggets je bedal fires je r aku b4 aku p bercyle ke umah munir utk usha bola mlm tuh, ala yg ManU kalah 3-1 n Arsenal mng 2-0 tuh, buat2 lpe plak korg nih.

3. Tiket Free

dem la, aku didalam delima siti seri delima. nk g tgk bola or nk g yg fringe nih. nk g ngn sape? sape2 pon boleh jantan ke awek ke xdek hal nyer. yg friday nih komfem xg sbb kje n dh kasik kat org, n yg selase tuh rs cam nk g tp tgk r jadual kje camne. npk gaye kne ayat manager lg r utk tuka shift hehehe.

npk gayenye title king of free tix masih dipegang oleh aku r taun nih. sejak ayie balik nih konfem dh xdek challenger dh.

4. Mt Barker

esok tghari 1st meeting dgn supervisor kat sane. kl boleh nk siapkan projek nih cpt2 so nnt xdek r kelam kabut.

5. housemet

dh penat dh p tny sane2 sini. sape ade info dak2 yg dtg2 sorg2 tuh kasik tau r, dak2 yg dtg ngn group2 nih leceh r.

sekian. update hari selase.

ps:

WTF?!!

Adelaide Hills Community Health Service

1. Kje

start kat Cumberland FC sabtu lepas utk pre-season diorg, spttnye start kamis lepas tp sbb ujan n mls, kasik excuse malas nk dtg training night.

1st time kne lari masuk padang sbb satu budak team away U19 start mcm nangis lepas kne tekel. die suspect broken ankle. tp after check etc, sume still intact. paling trok pon mungkin metatarsal fracture je tp xtau r kne tggu scan dlu. tp cam lawak r plak dak tuh cuak gle.

teringat time aku patah radius-ulna aku dlu, lek je siap leh btolkan balik n jalan2. apa daa budak2 zmn skang nih, badan je besa tp lembik.

results ok gk r, main pon cun.

CUFC vs Noarlunga

U-19 : 5-0
Res: 1-1
Sen: 2-0

aktiviti 40km saturday start balik. wohoo~~!

2. Health Promotion

aku secare randomnye diallocate kat Mt Barker. thanks a lot la, kl aku tau baik aku apply rural je kat newzealand ke lepak sane sebulan dua. option lain die kasik aku kat victor harbour tuh. haram r. xpe r wat je r. topic on excercise & prostate cancer. so para gay sekalian mcm munir jage2 r aku pasnih expert abes r.

pg tadi baru siapkan intro letter, skang tggu diorg reply n progress from dat.

3. Rumah2 kosong

mane r tau ade budak2 baru dok google "rumah kosong adelaide" or "senior macho mencarik housemate jambu", sesat2 leh diorg masuk blog aku, xdek r org yg google "seks makcik2" or "berak" or "ahmad ihsan adelaide" (awek hot mane la stalk aku nih, len kl tinggalkan email, body figure n gamba utk reference k).

so far umah yg ade vacancy yg aku tau adelah umah aku (2), umah mejat (1), umah aie (2, tp xkonfem status), umah jiran aku (nampak cam kosong je) dan umah parent aku kat JB tuh, mcm xckop org je hahaha. sape2 yg nk suro aku tlg iklankan meh r sini.

4. CNY & Valentine's Day

xdapat angpow mahupon bunga or cokelat. nini cokelat celup pon xdek. karut je r sume2 nih. tgk mesia byk kes buang anak. hish. melayu ke omputih ke same je bengap. dah mengandung laki lari (kes kat tpt kje aku nih, sp gado2 kat FB)

oh selamat hari raya cina kepade kawan2 blogger cina aku namely Mr Buaya, Ms Monster, Ms Dramaqueen, Ms Eve (gila boring no nickname) n amoi2 n apek2 yg lain.

reminds me of my family & those good childhood times

sekian selamat hari isnin. jom layan winter olympic.

ps: i think lebanese's baklavas taste better than the greek's

710m above sea level

adoi. malas la plak nk tulis pjg2. basically sabtu lepas Ringgosteen & Ex-bos aku yg perasan macho tuh telah mengorganise satu cycling trip yg konon2nye berobjektifkan fitness dan show off semata2. program pendakian solo 1malaysia nih disertai oleh aku, tokey SB, ringgo dan Nazerul mclovin. konon2 nk start pkl 7am from the vlg, pkl 5.30am aku dh bgn setelkan brekfes sume utk cycle g city. dh la sejuk. atas budi bicara ringgo, die agree utk start lambat sket, pkl 8am. so 7.30am aku dh start cycle so dat aku sampai the vlg on time.

namun, bak kata pepatah "malang xberbau" xmcm perfume awek2 yg boleh dihidu dari seberang jalan, ringgo mengalami komplikasi dgn basikal yg cube di pow dr budak jr. RINGGO TELAH FAIL UTK MENGEPAM TAYAR BESKAL DAN TERSANGKUT DI BAWAH JAMBATAN ibarat layang2 terputus talian hayatnya. silalah gelakkan beliau wahahahahah! namun setelah mendapat konsultasi dr aku yg berpengalaman lagi bestari ini, mission kami berjaya diteruskan, dan perjalanan bermula pada jam. 11am (7.30am waktu mesia). baru la pendakian solo 1malaysia.

wahahahaha!

Plan asal nk g sp Eagle on the hill, tp berpegangkan kepade prinsip "we don't accept cup half full, only full C cup & above", ktorg meneruskan pendakian. bak kate org2 tua kat kampung ringgo, sedikit sedikit lame2 jadik penat. fuih mmg penat gile tuh.

muka separa puas, baru half way oi!

berbekalkan ketabahan, kegigihan dan ketakwaan, ktorg berjaye menamatkan cycling kat Mt Lofty Summit pd pkl 1.30pm, selepas beberape pit stop akibat perbezaan rutin workout. sbg contoh, main routine nazeerul adelah menolak basikal manakala main rutin ex-bos adelah mengambil gamba. routine aku mcm bese mengusha keindahan ciptaan tuhan. routine ringgo plak aku xbape sure, mungkin utk usha2 gunung utk start lombong kot. by the time sampai kat atas tuh sume bekalan makanan aku dah tandus. nazeerul plak dgn selambe je menghabeskan stok air aku midway. dem r.

kayuh sampai gila

utk menyelebratekan kejayaan ktorg yg tiada tolok bandingannya itu, ktorg telah lunch kat cafe atas tuh. dem abes $80 lebey kurg. mcm bese makanan die mesti r spesel. aku telah mengorder "special south australian beer buttered rake with chips and salad" a.k.a fish&chips (bese r cafe exclusive name nk kne fancy). dem. sape la punye idea nk makan kat sini. nafsu serakah xleh nk tahan lapar sp turun bawah.

waiting for a fren left behind: priceless

lepas makan ktorg yg beriman nih pon solat r berjemaah kat atas tuh, berkiblatkan kaabah tapi diselang seli permandangan berupa bidadari seksi pelbagai bentuk yg lalu lalang. makin byklah pahala ktorg dapat npk gayenye. lepas puas amik gamba ktorg pon start turun. mak aih, xsampai 20mins dh sampai bawah. gle xpuas ati.

anugerah peserta terbaik aku kasi kat nazeerul. walaupon aku expect die pull out 30mins into the program, die berjaya mengatasi kementalannya utk sampai kat atas tuh. gile ape. kl aku dah lame aku balik tdo makan aiskrim.

sampai2 vlg sume bedal nasik plak. aku telah membedal 4 ketul ayam dan nasik sekaligus, menggambarkan kerakusan kami terhadap kejayaan yg membanggakan. mlm tuh plak aku cycle balik paradise sbb landlord aku nk dtg kutip sewa pg esok tuh.

been there done that, n i'm looking fwd to do it again. dis time kte race plak r. nih kne benti2 tggu budak tolak beskal sambil makan mamee mmg xleh blah r oi.

saturday well spent. too bad i wont be as free on saturdays starting next week. i'll be back with the Cumby boys, hoping for another successful season.

gamba2 lain yg aku amik ade kat sini. laporan drpd ex-bos aku ade kat sini & sini. oi pass sini gamba2 dlm kemere korg.

sekian. selamat maju jaya.

ps: stuff work, study, bola dis week.

kelas sudah start...

1. kerja

dah start kurgkan hours minggu nih. so hopefully akan ade lebih byk mase utk study or ape2 yg patut.

2. study

kelas dh start pg td, tp masuk lambat, salah tgk jadual.

3. bola

egypt mng african cup n arsenal kalah ngn manU. dem r. huh.

4. lain2

- still tgh carik sape2 yg nk masuk umah aku, dpt sorg pon ok, kl 2 org lg bgs. agak desperate gk nih.

- lagu fevret ex-sulatanah johor, sambil2 berkabung tuh leh r layan.



- member PC ku encik Kucing rupenye sambung phd kat sini, terjumpe arituh time aku tumpang berak kat rumah broadview.

sekian update mingguan.

Happy Australia Day 2010

1. Kje

sejak akhir2 nih rs mcm tensen lak kje. mungkin sbb org2 yg kje skalik tuh lembap2 belake. sape2 yg kje closing tau r betape tensennye kje ngn org2 lembap time close. haih. on a better note, amber called me just now, asking me if i can work tomorrow. yes double pay wahahahaha!

n mggu lps dh dpt email from Cumberland Utd, pre season matches akan start ujung bulan nih. i'll start commuting to n fro the Bailey reserve not until feb. saje buat2 bz konon hahahaha.

2. Visa

my visa extension application has been approved, which enables me to stay here until mid yr 2011. hopefully i'll be working as a proper physio around that time. amin.

3. Sports

i havnt been lucky last nite, all the team/person i backed to win lost. 1st up, it was fernando gonzalez lost to roddick. Roddick was childish to whinge abt the fan, well he was losing at that moment. just keep ur money n shut up dude. these ppl pay a lot to watch u play.

then, arsenal were humiliated by stoke city. they were rather more a weakened backline than a weakened side. lack of organisation at the back cost the team heavily. well, same old story and we'll see how these boys will respond against Aston Villa this thursday.

finalmente, i spent sometime watching Ivory Coast Vs Algeria. straight away we can see why Algeria able to qualify to the WC later this yr. the dessert fox were sharp on the attack, and made the Ivorians look average. eventho Kolo Toure's was mistakenly ruled off-side, Algeria were the deserved winner.

4. TDU '10

i managed to join the crowd of cycling lovers touring the Tour Village last week to catch a glimpse of the stars. dapat gk free lip balm beberape bijik n other free stuffs, n test brg2 yg pelik2.

Andre Griepel a.k.a the Gorilla, the tour winner


Robbie McEwen -3rd


awek steward kat situ dpt signature Armstrong
(aku mmg terel wat2 frenly dgn awek steward yg kiut2)

5. Change, yes we dont give a crap!

aku skang offically pindah dok ruang tamu, so tinggal lah rumet aku en syafiq seorg diri dlm bilik dlu tuh. senangla die nk bergayut2 n berjiwang mlm2 kang. balik kang selamat r ko kemas bilik tuh wahahahah!

bende2 yg dibeli dlm mggu lps

sekian, happy Australia Day to all including those who took sickie today. good on ya!

how ironic

ps: officially skang aku dok sorg kat umah, azri baru blah g melben td. gamba2 lain ade kat sini

Mesin basuh part II

1. Kje

cam bese xdek ape yg menarik.

2. Study

dah enroll sume subjek utk taun nih, hopefully my final yr. cuak siot tgk subjek2 nih dem r. waktu tdo pon nk kne btolkan balik nih.

3. Barang2 baru

last week berjaye bli 2nd hand washing machine $50 drpd seorg makcik beranak 2. nasib baik anak ko kecik ag.

n berjaye jugak mengebay sepasang roller blades utk aktiviti praktis2 bile bosan.

4. Bola

Setelah seminggu yg bosan tanpa football action, Arsenal mng 2-0 smlm. next fixtures shud be crucial for the title bid. Bolton, Aston Villa, ManU, Chelsea & Liverpool consecutively. not the best timing since a lot of players r still injured and re-injured and Alex Song is in Africa.

5. TDU 2010

Lance Armstrong is in town, so do Robbie McEwen, Cadel Evans etc. wish i had joined the Lance Twitter ride last saturday, but i was too lazy to go down there early in the morning. i'm going to get some of the tour's merchandises tomorrow or later this week hopefully.

6. Budak2 pindah

oi umah aku ade 2 kosong nih. 1 bilik sorg satu lg share. sape nk masuk kontek asap. thanks.

sekian update mingguan.

oh mesin basuhku sayang

Minggu terbosan dan xdek life dlm tempoh setaun kot. while a lot of things r happening in malaysia, like some ultra malay dumbass torched few churches, harga gula naik, AJL 24 (tembam gle siti), pendakian solo 1Malaysiacrap, a lot of football matches played etc, nothing really happened on this side of the world, on my side of the world actually. watched 3-4 movies shows how bored i am.

1. kje

it turned out to b a profitable week, i worked 10 days in a row. not dat im very in love with the job, it's the double pay on day 7, 8, 9 & 10 which got me pumped. that is 20+ hrs of double pay (not including new year). so guys please take more leave during holiday period.

2. bola

dem bosan salji tron in the UK means scarce footballing action. main bola dh xdek org. mungkin aku boleh kontek2 abang fit utk design satu action plan utk mementenkan kehotan body kami nih.

3. med checkup

so dh setel med checkup utk visa, they didnt find anything wrong with me (physically), and the doctor was really friendly, much better than the nurses. my left eyesight deteriorates slightly, otherwise im still at 108/64 range. so it's all good at the moment.

4. gelombang panas

2-3 hari 40+ so semakin rangup r telur2 ktorg kat oz nih. predicted cool front will/should/must reach adelaide around 5am tomorrow morning. so sape2 yg tdo bogel2 tuh jage r kang xpasal2 keras xtentu hala.

exception utk azad yg main salji pkai kain pelekat je

5. mesin basuh

mesin basuh rosak r plak. terpakse r usha ebay carik washing machine baru, n henpon, n roller blades, n external hard disk, n basikal n mcm2 ag. sape2 yg ade washing machine murah2 xpkai tuh kontek aku cpt. haih. byk bende2 rumah nk kne setel nih.

6. mr mos kawen

aku tunggu ko nyer kenduri kat sini. aku lapa nih nk makan nasik minyak ayam adelaide poultry. ayam tpt2 lain aku dh xbape selere r hahaha.

kak yati pon kawen gk

sekian selamat mengenroll subjek beberapa hari akan datang.

2010

1. kje

worked on NY eve & new yr. so tgk bunge api kat tv je r. after midningth public transport free so p uni kejap utk sort out locker kat uni tuh, dh mcm stor alatan sukan dah locker tuh.

kje 7 days in a row, so dapat double pay smlm(+double pay kje on new yr). xsabar nk tgk bape juta aku dpt utk pay yg akan datang.

2. bola

dah xdek org main bola dah so skang nih tgk bola je r. xdek bola layan NFL n kriket (kamon la pakistan!). layan je. rs cam nk g us plak tgk NFL, mcm semangat gle je die nyer fan. ade band n cheering squad yg tergedik2. xsangke ade gk cheerchix yg gemok. haha.

ManU kalah ngn Leeds. ha ha!

3. budak2 balik

makan2 seafood dgn budak2 nih n 2x p epot hantar budak2. dah malas nk p epot dh. dh bosan plak usha makcik blonde tuh hahaha.

4. Allah to be used by non-muslims

lek r name Allah ade 99 pe. hehe. mls nk discuss kat sini. korg p la bace kat tpt2 yg boleh pkai sket. kl discuss kat sini same je mcm discuss kat UMNO belia 4B punya website, mengarut2!

5. lain2

- Jen Hawkins posed naked for mag cover unretouched revealing her not-so-perfect bits to promote healthy body image. it was remarked as 'brave' by some, n she wouldnt dare to do it 2 yrs ago. yeah, nobody can afford to pay her shud she did this 2 yrs ago. if the campaign succeed, men r not going to look for girl with perfect body anymore, 'imperfect' body like jen's will do.

- dlm sebulan nih ahli rumah akan bertukar2. 2 akan kuar n mayb sorg akan masuk kot. sorg ag nnt nk kne cilok from somewhere.

sekian update mingguan. no new yr resolutions etc. malas.

2009 wrap ups

1. X-mas

my christmas pressie


hasil hari bertumbuk

2. kje

xg kje smlm sbb rs cm nk demam. tp still cycling city-t3-paradise boxing day nyer pasal.

3. bola

arsenal mng smlm. fab main 20+ mins score 2 bijik pastuh kuar injured. npk mcm bukan injury yg trok. paling lame pon aku rs 2 mggu out.

futsal smlm xjoin atas pelbagai sebab. dgr cte budak2 nih kenduri pak2 arab tuh smlm. congrats2.

4. 2009 recap

study:

2009 will b remembered as a 'complecancy vs potential' year. it started well with 2 additionl to our family members, huhahuha kat bali etc. it was full of promises until disaster structs mid feb. i got 2 safety warnings thus failed the acute care placement. i guess i was too complacent & didnt work hard enuff to get tru the placement. then came the adult rehab placement, which i think i worked the hardest ever. i managed to scrape tru to pass the 4-week placement. i really had to plan my week ahead, so dat i can reach dat work(2 works)-study-bola balance. 1-hr afternoon nap was a rare treat for me truout the 4 weeks. i spent most of my time either at work or at uni preparing the paperworks. thank god i passed all other 3 placements, which some of them i believe i could hav done better.

finance:

i started working at HJ in feb, with the help of eddy, n my bank acct grew healthily eversince. i've robbed >10k of HJ to date, and i still have 2 other part time works which r enuff to cover the rent & bills. the most important thing is, im more independent and shud i fucked up my subjects (again), i got money to cover them. at this age, being independent is the most important thing. stuff girls & football!..err... that cant b rite. stuff whatever got to b stuffed for now.

social:

social time is significantly reduced due to bz working-studying schedule. im lucky if i get 1 afternoon of football a week, and overnight at other ppl's places are not as frequent anymore (much to you ppl's comfort). im not dumping frens for money, it just something i have to do, which i already explain above.

i also spent less time for ISOC activities (keimanan mcm berkurang je skang nih), less news watched n less free tixs received as well. i didnt hav the time to watch adelaide utd matches at the stadium yet the 2 visits there (cup & league finals) were the most memorable of all.

other things dat happened:

the good: beraya dgn ki, sponsored berhuhahuha in brisbane
the bad: a lot (typical)
can't complain: tokwan meninggal, work sux!

to conclude this, i would like to say sorry if i did anything wrong to anybody, esp those ppl who finished their study already. kalau aku ade hutang kasik tau, kl hutang budi nk claim pon kasik tau. kl korg hutang aku tuh pandai2 r bayar k!

so hopefully 2010 will b the yr i study harder to graduate in dec, and making some more money along the way.

Good Football Week II

1. Bola.

Team mesia di bawah pimpinan Rita Rudaini berjaya memenagi pingat emas. tuh baru satu Rita Rudaini, blom satu kumpulan awek2 mcm rita rudaini bergelek atas padang ag. sure boleh menang world cup tros!

they look deflated but hot

Arsenal mng 3-0, manU kalah 3-0, Liverpool kalah 2-0 n Chelsea seri 1-1. wahahahaha. Big 4 teams please continue this pattern please.

2. Kje

mcm bese kje. argh dh r len kl xyah tulis dh psl kje. haih.

3. Med Checkup

got an email from DIMIA requesting a medical check up to be done within 7 days. so i went to the DIMIA building and waited on the q for about 40 mins, but only to be told that i hav to make an appointment 1st tru the phone. they could hav wrote dat in the email but i wonder y they r so stupid to inform me earlier.
so no big deal, i rang the number and booked myself for the 8.20am slot on the next day. again, much to my disappointment, the office only starts operating at 8.30am, and i still have to q. what kind of fucked up system r they using?
so another $240+ gone and i'll have to undergo the 2nd check up on january the 4th.

4. Taun Baru 1431

owh lagi 3 or 4 hari besday aku yg ke 25 dlm kalendar hijrah. azam taun baru, nk setelkan azam taun baru taun lps. kre ok r tuh.

5. Congrats Naq

congrats naq yg bertunang usha dlm webcam. nnt kenduri ko psg r webcam leh gk aku usha hahahaah

dah r ckop r tuh. tggu je r mggu dpn plak. shuh shuh!

ps: fuih, ade org kat istanbul usha blog aku. oi ki, tgh honeymoon pon layan blog ke? ape brg hahaha

Good Football Week

1. Bola

Mesia masuk final. wohoo~~!. Arsenal pon mng ngn Liverpool. wohoo~~!. ManU kalah wohoohohoho~~!

2. Kje

mcm bese. komen byk2 pon xgune. kje berkadar terus dgn duit. lgpon cti2 nih bosan plak kl xbuat pape.

3. Misconception of berak.

terjumpe dlm toilet unisa city west campus. smart ass mane ntah tulis nih. dasar budak2 bisness know no shit abt shitting but that's all they're good at, shitting ppl to sell shit. kes2

- hanye org cirit je yg berak dipengaruhi graviti. angkasawan pon berak dlm vacuum pe.
- position paling optimum adelah hip flexed >90 degree, so kl sape2 ade problem berak tuh try r.
- lubang bontot bukan straight. kl kene sontot byk kali pon xkan jadik straight gk.
- dah ckop r byk2 kang korg konfius lak. sape2 yg ade permasalah berak nk tny lebey2, nnt aku korek2 balik notes 2nd yr psl berak2 nih kl ade.

4. X-mas

gle makcik2 jiran2 aku nih pasang lampu liplap hias umah sket punye dasat. mmg kampong abes r. hahahah. nnt bebile rajin aku amik gamba.

tuh dia pavlova...

gamba2 krismas party dgn MDA arituh ade kat sini.

5. Kodak Instamatic 92.

saje pusing2 terjumpe bli je r. murah je pon. tp aku check2 x rare sgt so xbape mahal. nih ade member aku mintak tlg promotekan blog die. blog kemere2. aku xdpt komisyen ape2 pon promote blog die nih. tlg member2 carik makan. aku mmg baik hati.

6. on being hard on ppl

aku rs kadang2 aku nih agak kejam terhadap org lain. ayat mcm "tuh r sape suro boros padan la muke xdek duit" or "sape suro xg klas padan la muke ko fail" or "harap je blaja tinggi2 bende common sense pon xtau"

sbb ape? sbb ape yg jadik kat korg tuh jadik kat aku satu hari nnt, aku pon expect org ckp camtuh gk so xdek hal la. padan la muke aku, sape suro bodo btol x?

7. Masjid baru

Ini bukan cerita sape2 nk kawen. nih Mesjit wandana skang nih tgh kutip duit utk buat mesjit baru. diorg nk kene collect at least $600K before March 2010. so sape2 yg ade duit lebey2 tuh silelah menderme. stop la shopping baju2 tuh, summer2 nih panas mane ade org pkai baju sgt. sape2 yg nk mintak tlg aku masukkan duit dlu pon boleh xdek hal. ckp je bape. janji byr blk r. sape2 tau kre valid x kalau bayar zakat direct kat account nih? aku nk tny imam td tp die dok bz plak.

details account

kpd kawan2 yg kawen time cuti nih (mache, dayah&gebok, muslim, sayur, tomok, kak yati etc) n yg kawen tgh taun dpn (zati, eiha etc), selamat r korg kawen. konfem aku xleh datang nyer atas sebab2 yg boleh dielakkan tp bak kata pepatah agi idup agi ngelaban. selamat duit aku xyah bli hadiah kawen korg wahahaha

8. Funi & Wangwang

semalam dh start dh open for public. xpe, ade 10 tahun ag utk tgk. tp kne p tgk gk camne2 pon

sekian. selamat la korg.

lamenye xdpt tgk news...

1. ebay

i won this last saturday. n the 1st reply i received from the seller was after 3 days. then it took him another 2 days to reply the next email. i asked him to send a text msg since i am pretty much working (or sleeping) all the time, and it took another day to gimme a call. then he decided the time and place for me to meet him and pick the thing up. the location is about 15km from my place. i got there 10 mins early and waited for an hr. i didnt hav his no bcoz he is using a private no. he didnt turn up then i decided to just cycle back home to have some afternoon sleep before going to work. 30 mins after leaving he called me asking where i am. fuck u fuck u fuck u bloody vietnamese guy. if u were in the vietkong army, the US army wud have easily steamrolled ur ass and smoked marijuana out of it.
then he said, "ok, lets meet tomorrow". dis time i got his no bcoz he uses another no. so i text him b4 work, detailing the next day's plan. after 3 texts sent, i recieved a reply, offering if i wanna call off the process and he can sell it to his frens. further more, he said he lost the original receipt already. well, easy way out of dealing with such ppl was on offer so i took it. further more, no receipt means no warranty if anything happened.

im guessing dat he's quite reluctant to sell the phone at dat winning price. so kau xnk jual buat ape aku nk beli. baik bli beskal baru lagi bes!

2. keje.

i'm replacing lots of shifts this week. too many ppl fell sick at one time n not many ppl can do burger room close. so it seems dat this friday i'll get a double pay. woho~~!

oh jane riley i miss u!

3. HOPEnhagen

this is the joke of the year. 1400 free prostitutes for the 1500 delegates, now dat is worth all the jets carbon footprints. read here for details.

4. christmas party

will b held tomorrow by the MDA hydro ppl for the MDA hydro ppl at the WCH. it's gonna be full of chatting and less eating. typical boring westerners party.

not much for a week but this will do for now.

this is funny stuffs

kasik R adductor brevis aku rest sket.

1. Raya Haji 1430

mlm raya xbalik rumah lepak vlg. solat raye kat city mosque. mmg takbir raya irama melayu abes. 3 melayu vs 1 pak arab. hahaha. xg solat jumaat. g mkn2 umah kak siti seri delima senior mrsmpc.

2. Futsal MASCA arituh.

4th place. shud hav done better. tp ok r puas masuk 2nd round n main most of the games. n xinjured wlpn ade rs mcm twitch n niggly kat groin yg injured mase futsal b4 dis. so next time aku kne suro orang2 kat ym doakan aku kasik menang n xinjured plak.

lgpon xleh nk all-out sgt sbb kne reserve energy utk kje mlm tuh.

3. Bola

lepas kje g vlg utk usha game arsenal-chel$ki. memang hampeh r xdek finishing. byk sgt touch b4 shoot. kl tgk gol2 RvP last season lawan chelsea sume flick n boom xdek nk touch2 lebey2. haih. pastuh usha el clasico 1st half pastuh tdo. pagi tadi plak kalah ngn ManCity 3-0. mmg bes

3 games played, 3 lost, 0 point, 0 goal scored. dem r!

4. kje

smlm bz nk mampos. amber ckp "we make $1200 more than a normal night. at last we make some money". aku reply "yeah, some money". hari2 lain kje cam bese tp agak slow akibat futsal yg intensif arituh.

5. Ice skDating

adik aku tgh bz mengorganise session ice skdating die dgn kawan2 die kat sunway. aku pon rs cam nk g g berskdating gak. sape2 rajin nk plan?

6. Balik mesia

Rumet aku yg xofficial dh balik hari selase lepas. n rmai gk yg dh start blah. mls r plk nk balik, baik dok sini kje. balik mesia wat gemok je ade r. kes2.


7. Extending


dah renew OSHC & student visa. demm lesap $1K+++. adeih, xpe layan lagu hepi2 sepam.

gamba2 lain ade kat sini.

tgh malas nk update.

selamat hari tasyriq. jgn puasa hari nih, haram.

ini bukan takbir raya woi!

sekian wasalam.

ps: penat+mengantuk+sakit2 badan akibat objek bulat2

x balik raya haji 1430

Khamis lepas pkl 4pm

1. kje

agak bes sbb dok jage front board. so kje2 mcm membasuh tray etc tuh kasik kat budak lain. bersih sket baju aku leh solat sume. tp xbes xleh nk pow2 makanan wahahahaha

2. seat beskal

nasib malang t-shirt kje

bosan arituh, aku pon tukar seat cover beskal aku. sape2 ade fabric dye meh pass kat aku. yg bukan dilute nyer

3. pancake nite out

tgh lepak2 kat vilej budak2 nih ajak berpancake konon2 nk celebrate besday im arituh. siang tuh 43C, mlm tuh pkl 2am pon 31C. makan2 pastuh blk tdo.

few will remain next year

4. bola

futsal weekend nih. so hopefully xinjured. tp kalau injured pon ok gk xyah g kje mlm tuh. full list team members pon aku xdek. main je r

arsenal kalah r plak arituh. main cam hape tah.

5. Raya Haji

arituh mak aku tny balik x raye aji taun nih kat YM. so mcm taun2 lepas, jawapannye still same. rs cam mls nk balik tiap2 taun. Raye haji kat sini Jumaat kot, or sabtu. ala hari ape2 pon ok je. aku kje mlm2.

6. SA sex scandal

the news ere. after i watch some of the channel 7's footage, i think that lady is making these things up for money. the way she answered the Qs as if she's innocent and she didnt seems regretful at all. whatever the outcome is, she's already paid $200K+ for the interview.

but for now, it's good to know dat SA has it's own Bill Clinton.

7. Papadom

i think it brings out the best out of most of the casts. i never tot Que haidar can be dat funy. tapi creepy gle kl ade bapak camtuh.

i know it's a good movie when i managed to finish it in one go.

ps: ramai plak yg kawen taun nih. rugi r plk xdpt dtg. gamba2 lain ade kat sini.