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Sunday, February 3, 2013

ASM



Here's how a Spider Man reboot would have been better, script wise.

- Peter works as an intern in OsCorp chemistry division
- Peter is shown to be a genius, using chemistry from father's notes to create web fluid but does not have web shooters yet just a glueey mess that dissolves in a couple of hours (because we all have always wanted to know what happens to those things after he's done with them)
- Gwen works in the biology division
- Parents disappear, stays with Ben and May maintain as status quo
- Gets bitten by arachnid while visiting Gwen, ability to stick to walls, strength, spider sense.
- Argument with Ben, leaves home, Ben gets shot maintain as status quo (is this a spoiler? no it isn't. it's common knowledge. Please)
- Peter goes after killer, puts on mask, surgical gloves, hoodie so doesn't get recognized, doesn't leave prints and can still stick to walls (because really, how does he do that with gloves?)
- Killer runs into OsCorp weapons division, bought there by Peter who doesn't really know what he's doing, escapes, enters experimental weapons design, gets stuck in a grey suit, busts out with the strength of a....Rhino.
- Peter uses same design to create Spider Man costume (because it doesn't make sense how sewing a costume comes so easily, is undetectable and does not need dry cleaning nor does it raise any suspicion) that allows him to use wall sticking ability, self repairs (suit only, not the body underneath) and is thin but strong enough to not break apart from throwing punches, kicking, etc.
(bullet proof option used by killer, so he couldn't add that in)
-- design for costume was sketched for fun while Peter was working at OsCorp after gaining spider powers
--computers are busted in the ensuing escape so knowledge of the suit is sketchy, making Rhino harder to replicate and to stop, also Spider Man removes all traces of creating costume as to not, you know, get caught
- Also takes experimental web shooters, probably made as a spy gadget as a miniature grappling gun. Modifies them to become web shooters. This one is still a bit fuzzy.
-- additional plot point, Peter claims to have his ID stolen by Spider Man to maintain his internship, footage of him bringing the killer into OsCorp all set up Spider Man as a bad guy and as if he was helping create the Rhino.
- Rhino robs bank, jewelry store, something common, goes back to lair and tries to take off suit but can't. Realizes the only people who can help him are in OsCorp so terrorizes building. Tanks come in (for cool effects of course), takes cannon fire like a boss and flips tank.
- Spider Man zips in loaded with web shooters, boss fight!
- Defeated when Spider Man ascertains the suits weakness from chemistry/physics/biology knowledge to remove the grey suit but paralyzes him due to the removal.
-- probably nitroglycerin, as freezing makes chemical reactions funny
- OsCorp move to recover the grey suit but Spider Man fully destroys it making Norman Osbourne an angry man, but giving him ideas on how to move forward with military applications.

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