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Qns: How many real men does it takes to change 1 lightbulb?
Ans: None. Real men aint afriad of the dark

Qns: How many lawyers do you need to change 1 lightbulb?
Ans: How many can you afford?

Qns: How many dumb blondes is required to change 1 lightbulb?
Ans: 403. 1 for holding the lightbulb. The other 402 to turn the room

Qns: What kind of keys can open up a banana?
Ans: Mon-keys

Qns: How do you tease a banana?
Ans: Ba-nana-nana-na-na