At night the baseball hats wake up and swoop around the house, eating bugs. They avoid hitting the walls by use of sonar. Although people are afraid they might get tangled in their hair, most baseball hats are harmless.
(Found by Helen.)
There...
Back in the bathroom...
Is it?
Oh dear. I think it is. Hold on while I get a Modesty Chair... Okay, here you go. Make up your own mind.
(Found by Cam, who has an impressive eye for detail.)
Oh, the tragedy of the love triangle. Who will the lotion choose? The strong shoulders of the mannequin, or the lighthearted ways of the TV?
P.S. The obvious Silence of the Lambs comment will not be approved, as per the longstanding and never-before-divulged policy of the It's Lovely! I'll Take It! board of moderators.
P.P. S. Found by Procrastamom.
On the count of three, come out of your corners swinging. One... two...
(Found by Candace.)
Might I suggest wicking pajamas?
(Found by Kris. Linking is impossible, but it's MLS E3178611 in Edmonton if you're really curious.)
Jess found this listing. Ah, so wholesome: just two people out in the gazebo. Two people enjoying a summer day... two people armed with guns, aiming out at the neighbors (or neighbours, since they're Canadian).
Really. That's what I see. Am I wrong? And if I'm right, is that Hurley? If I'm wrong, then what are they doing -- shooting lost explorers with blow darts?
Middle Way found this listing of misplaced things.
Plastic wrap on the bed!
Bricks in the bedroom!
A lawnmower in the kitchen!
My head on my desk.
What's that? You were getting cold while playing the piano outside? Don't worry -- Hanne found a fireplace to keep you warm.
What does this photo tell us about the house? That it has a floor? Perhaps that it's wired for electricity? That people have slept here?
(Found by Cynthia.)
If you were going to have one photo in a listing, would this be it? Yes? It would? Well, all right then.
Found by Charlene, who says "it's probably easy to defend which, given the neighbourhood, isn't a bad thing, but don't most people want a front window?"
This listing -- found by Terry & Shauna -- confuses me. The images are on a website, so at some point someone had access to technology beyond a photocopier.
Someone must have taken the photographs, made photocopies of them, and then... put the copies in a scanner? Taken digital photos of them? Stuffed them into the CD drive? Held them up to the monitor and said "These ones, computer! Put these ones up on the Internet!"
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