Maybe if I Make My Titles Really Long Like Kelly People Will Read My Blog

The following is a true story of what happens to girls that trust Lindee way to much;

My Bro and sis in law (Renee) are in town with there two kids Charly and Piper AKA Logans only cousins for the Holidays. Renees sister (Rochelle) also came up to Utah to spend Christmas with them. When we got to see them on Christmas, Renee and Rochelle said they like my hair and were suprised I did it myself.

Well they asked if I would come down and try it on their hair and I said sure. I was more thinking, "Logan gets to play with his only cousins whom he loves, and we get to have a girls day." What I should have been thinking is,"I have never dyed anyone elses hair but my own and I have no idea what I'm doing."

Here is bro in law Nate with Logans little cousins.


Well the day came and we spent from 11am to 3pm dying hair. Rochelle's turned out very good and we were pleased. I had to leave before Renee washed hers so I only got to see a picture. I could tell there were some orange spots because we were going from dark to light but overall looks ok, we definately have to do a touch up but not to bad for my first time.


After like two hours my back was hurting, I don't know how hair dressers do it all day long, standing in one spot! They are tough. Well we did have fun and Renee was very brave and didn't pee her pants which I'm grateful for. Click Here to see the photos! Here is before shot of beautiful Renee with dark hair and you can hop on over to her page to see Blonde Renee

Welcome to the club of never ending fun and awesomeness.

And being made fun of because you might not be the sharpest tool in the shed.

And dark roots.


I'd like to mention that Renee is also a very talented photographer and is in town (UTAH) until January 6th if anyone would like to use her services:


These are my neices, freaken adorable.


I'm very sorry to my victims and want you to know that my touch up service is much better them my dye service.

Toys Toys and more Toys

Is anyone else ready to swear off all toys and break their kids little hearts?!

Logan is a little obsessed with Thomas the Train. Everynight we read 3 books and one of those books is ALWAYS the Thomas the Train catalog, there is no story just pictures of trains and tracks. He goes threw and tells me all their names. Grandma bought wooden tracks for his birthday and I bought an expansion set offline which turned out to be plastic tracks which I couldn't return grrr. I can't find all the cool bridges and tunnel stuff for the plastic electric tracks either. But he has 2 little sets now but wants more more more. I took him to toys are us, he didn't want the thomas bike or the real car, he wanted the thomas the train set that was $170! It has mountains and bridges... $170!!! And the trains are $20 a piece, that is insane! He has enough trains as it is silly boy.

This set is only... $400

Logan is liking the girl trains and knows there names: sally

Those freaken ZuZu pets are ridiculous to, I found a box that had all the accessories and two pets, I'm thinkin, "Ok, if its like $40 I'll get it," cuz Logan thinks they are hilarious (he chases the fake hamster around cracking up at our friends house). I have the clerk do a price check and it was $140! Why can't Logan like cars still, you could pick up a cute cars course for $20. *Sigh*

These are only $8 but you can't find them ANYWHERE

People are selling them on ebay for $50 cuz its the hot new toy

I'm waiting until January when I can walk in and buy one.

here is the whole set for $140

re - freaken - diculous

Well I got him a three wheeled spider man scooter and some playdough and I'll probably get him Handy Manny tools after Christmas when the go on sale for $15, he carried them around everywhere in the store saying he was going to fix this and that, so cute! He loves Handy Manny.

I feel so guilty we are skimping on christmas this year but my school is costing us so much money, I had no idea it was this expensive! They don't accept student loans so I got enough grants from the school to cover my tuition (which is cheap $200 a month)! But at Orientation yesterday we took a trip to the book store and added up all the books that we need (there are over 20) and it came to $1500.00. I seriously just wanted to cry right there! I'm pretty sure Lance squeezed out a few tears after I told him. Well I found a girl selling a lot of her books which are older versions but I really dont care at this point, so I bought 7 for $150, not to bad huh! The rest will still cost me about $600 because they are in packets with skills books and CD's and crap but that saved like $750! Wahoo. Mr. Tax return will have to pay off the credit card I put them on but its only two months away.

I'm just rambling on because I haven't taken any new pictures, but there is what I'm thinking right now :)

Thanksgiving - A bunch of pulled faces but no crotch shots

While being so proud I remembered my camera, I forgot that the Orr's don't cooperate well with pictures.

You see what I mean, Sean isn't making that face naturally and lance hiding under his hood. At least I hope Sean wouldn't make that face naturally.

Cute Tyson again, I should just crop Lance and Sean out of ever picture.

At least Tyson is looking at me, despite giving me the finger, he is showing effort.

This is cute Dagney, she is 90 something and is sharper then a tool. Tyson showed her people of walmart and she was cracking up and very fascinated!

This is cute Anut Patti, pouring Logan a shot jk. Vern and Patti are always very patient with Logan. Vern and Grandpa were downstairs playin cars with Logan, so cute!No one wanted to pose for a cute picture for me so I handed the camera to Logan for some artistic photography. He got waaaaaaaaaaay better pictures then me, it starts out with the usual object pictures but then he gets right up in everyone's face to snap the kandid moment.

Feet keys

Feet CarButtons Grandpa Orr


Although fuzzy, its a way better picture then what I got.

Tyson
Patti, practicing for auditions in Vidal Sassoon, very sexy.

Beer


Uncle Sean is the funnest to photograph
Mom was there to

Last, Verns crotch, sorry I coudn't keep my promise

Thanksgiving - Must be over 18 to read, pornographic material contained

For once I remembered my camera for the Holidays. I'm so bad at grabbing my camera and usually steal pics from Kelly for our family gatherings which leaves me with no pictures of Lances family! But Thanksgiving day I remembered. Our day began 12:15 where I went to Terry and Dave's (Lances aunt and uncle on moms side) to meet Debbie (mother in law) for Thanksgiving.

I better mention that Logan loves to take pictures so he had my camera when we were walking to the door and was ready to take pics of grandma.

Well Aunt Terry lets me in and Uncle Dave stands up to greet us. Well Uncle Dave's health is getting bad and he as dementia so he forgets he isn't wearing any pants. To make matters worse Logan snaps a picture of Dave standing up without his pants on. Terry rushes over to cover Dave while I apologize and take the camera and erase the picture. Thanksgiving is looking up already. Here are some of Logans pictures:

And last but not least this: Dave hadn't quite covered up.And that my friends, makes for a good Thanksgiving. Uncle Sean got to come out for Thanksgiving and Logan came up to him with a cherry in his hand, he had snuck into the chocolate covered cherries and only wanted the chocolate.

Whats so funny mom?

Well after Grandma Debbie, we went to Aunt Patti (Lances Aunt on Dads side). Luckily my family didn't do a dinner this year so I didn't have to go to 4 families, just two. Divorced parents on both sides = busy holidays. Stay tuned for the next family Thanksgiving, it gets pretty wild.

Late Late Late Halloween

For Halloween we got together with our friends Mike and Ashley and there daughter Kohlie to carve pumpkins. Little did we know me and Ashley suck at carving pumpkins as seen above, so we made cookies on the floor with the kids, perfectly sanitary no worries.

Lance and Mike were left to create there masterpieces

Lance takes his pumpkin carving very serious and spent a good hour to carve his babies. He picked out the ugliest pumpkin at the patch that was rotting and saw a vision of a skeleton:He was so proud of his work so Mike played a trick on him...

Lance is busy carving Jack the Skeleton when Mike comes in from outside and claims that heaccidently knocked over the skeleton and broke it. Immediatly Lance stands up and starts for outside but he knocks over the garbage can:

He starts to run outside and steps in the pumpkin guts and falls flat on his face. It was the funniest thing ever! He stood up so fast I didn't get a picture of him on the ground but I snapped Mike laughing at him. I guess were over the point in our relationship where I rush over to help him and ask if he was ok. I was pointing and laughing for ten minutes beforeI asked if he was ok. Earlier that day he had a shotgun shoot for work and like every yearhe had a giant bruise on his shoulder so he really hurt his shoulder in the fall...

LOL.

Jack turned out great despite a handicapped carver.

Lancer Pants has skills.