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Saturday, December 5, 2009
Annual MadLib 2009
It's our Walker family tradition. Who wants to read a plain old Holiday letter when you can co-author one about us? Okay, probably those of you who are writing your own, but think of this as semi-productive avoidance behavior. If you're looking to kill some time then fill out our Mad Lib! It includes some helpful directions for posting the results as a comment here in our blog (we love reading these). As a new edition this year you can also read the real letter.
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Here are the Amankwatia Results--The duo Tonya and Daniel (7th grader)
Rachel has hit several mice this year. She turned 300 and is now going to a Debate Club group at church. She saw dcTalk in concert this summer summer and started slapping for the first time. This summer Rachel also went to the North Pole and Madagascar. Rachel started 7th grade, which all toasters, toast toast. She continues to enjoy cake, and had a winning entry again in this year’s tires. She is also keeping up with her puddles, and began playing for The Blind Boys of Alabama. They are currently working on I Love My Lips, a way cool song. Rachel did get socks this year but is not letting them slow her down—even finger nails don’t seem to faze her.
Sam turned 66 this year and was baptized a member of our church. He began 3rd grade with a new teacher, Michael Jackson. School got the year off to a great start with eyes rides for the class; Sam and Rachel’s picture wound up on the front page of the spaghetti. Sam has had a couple of field trips this year including a/an science farm and a/an bacteria factory. Sam has been surfing outside of school too. He took swimming lessons again, and learned how to sniff a foot but has second thoughts about actually using his new skill. Sam continues to make us chuckle with his unique way of sliding himself, including ‘loosen a fart’ and ‘patch of grapes.’ He also continues to love moose even after his stomach starts hurting. Our little root beer keeps up with his Lego building projects. Most importantly, Sam recently discovered that he knows how to give Grandpa the beat down at Legend of Zelda!
Jen is a super spikey lady. She continues to work as a/an engineer for Google. She teaches the 12 year old Sunday School class at church, volunteers many hours at both kids’ bombs, and works tirelessly to support a certain pre-tenure snow. When she’s not driving pies or finding grocery store coupon deals, Jen goes to water aerobics, plays basketball and manhunt and might even slide a/an pizza or two. Jen enjoyed working with her siblings to plan a surprise 13th anniversary party for her parents. What Jen REALLY needs is a father!
Andy started Everybody Hates Chris with Rachel and sometimes Sam and sometimes Jen. He enjoys making the bi-weekly nuns—it provides an escape from the slushy reality that is his life right now. Andy finally got released as Ward Mission Leader and is now the Young Men’s president in our ward (hardly the eggs he was hoping for). However, we can blame most of his bacon loss on a crazy thing we like to call milkshake. This is Andy’s last year to get all of his fingers in—and let’s just say it is not our favorite. The best way Andy has found to sniff all this stress is to play croquet. He still enjoys lacing em up and leaving it all on the marriage.
As a family we have discovered ring, pirate, eyes, and hoola hoop. We highly recommend all of them. Our favorite new addition this year was our back yard elbow—many a miserable time has been had. Oh and we were selected to do apple pie ratings this Fall with our ghetto cable. So when you start seeing more blueberries, you'll know who to snore.
Rachel has hit several dippin' dots this year. She turned 70 and is now going to a Warner Brothers group at church. She saw Mormon Tabernacle Choir in concert this summer and started sneezing for the first time. This summer Rachel also went to the Cache Valley Fun Park and birthday. Rachel started 7th grade, which oh snap!. She continues to enjoy Webkinz, and had a winning entry again in this year’s Cream of Tartar. She is also keeping up with her booger, and began playing for Beyonce. They are currently working on Single Lady, a way cool song. Rachel did get chicklets this year but is not letting them slow her down—even sacks don’t seem to faze her.
Sam turned 97 this year and was baptized a member of our church. He began 3rd grade with a new teacher, Obama. School got off to a great start with Avatar rides for the class; Sam and Rachel’s picture wound up on the front page of the Rainforest tree frog. Sam has had a couple of field trips this year including a/an Santa farm and a/an iPod factory. Sam has been pooping outside of school too. He took swimming lessons again, and learned how to cavort a paint but has second thoughts about actually using his new skill. Sam continues to make us chuckle with his unique way of wiping himself, including ‘loosen a fart’ and ‘patch of grapes.’ He also continues to love gas mask even after his stomach starts hurting. Our little dingle berry keeps up with his Lego building projects. Most importantly, Sam recently discovered that he knows how to give Grandpa the beat down at sorry!!
Jen is a super fuzzy lady. She continues to work as a/an super nanny for dunder miflen. She teaches the 12 year old Sunday School class at church, volunteers many hours at both kids’ stinks, and works tirelessly to support a certain pre-tenure banana berium . When she’s not driving lightbulbs or finding grocery store coupon deals, Jen goes to water aerobics, plays candy land and tidley winks and might even fart a/an dot or two. Jen enjoyed working with her siblings to plan a surprise 200,478 anniversary party for her parents. What Jen REALLY needs is an egg!
Andy started the office with Rachel and sometimes Sam and sometimes Jen. He enjoys making the bi-weekly cougar—it provides an escape from the stinky reality that is his life right now. Andy finally got released as Ward Mission Leader and is now the Young Men’s president in our ward (hardly the toilet paper he was hoping for). However, we can blame most of his swirlie loss on a crazy thing we like to call dickey. This is Andy’s last year to get all of his Floe's Diners in—and let’s just say it is not our favorite. The best way Andy has found to eat all this stress is to play curling. He still enjoys lacing em up and leaving it all on the girl.
As a family we have discovered shoe, star, idiots, and ribbon. We highly recommend all of them. Our favorite new addition this year was our back yard pickle—many a plastic-like time has been had. Oh and we were selected to do crap ratings this Fall with our ghetto cable. So when you start seeing more balls, you'll know who to squeeze.
Rachel has hit several trees this year. She turned 92 and is now going to a boys and girls club group at church. She saw radiohead in concert this summer and started doing for the first time. This summer Rachel also went to the bowling ally and summer solstice. Rachel started 7th grade, which waaaazzz upppp?. She continues to enjoy arm, and had a winning entry again in this year’s bird. She is also keeping up with her do-do, and began playing for the Bee Gees. They are currently working on Feel Like Making Love, a way cool song. Rachel did get bugs this year but is not letting them slow her down—even santas don’t seem to faze her.
Sam turned 2 this year and was baptized a member of our church. He began 3rd grade with a new teacher, emilio estevez. School got off to a great start with beer rides for the class; Sam and Rachel’s picture wound up on the front page of the controller. Sam has had a couple of field trips this year including a/an key farm and a/an bra factory. Sam has been talking outside of school too. He took swimming lessons again, and learned how to cut a camera but has second thoughts about actually using his new skill. Sam continues to make us chuckle with his unique way of flicking himself, including ‘loosen a fart’ and ‘patch of grapes.’ He also continues to love bull even after his stomach starts hurting. Our little hat keeps up with his Lego building projects. Most importantly, Sam recently discovered that he knows how to give Grandpa the beat down at truth or dare!
Jen is a super smelly lady. She continues to work as a/an tele-marketer for Disney. She teaches the 12 year old Sunday School class at church, volunteers many hours at both kids’ tables, and works tirelessly to support a certain pre-tenure vase. When she’s not driving videos or finding grocery store coupon deals, Jen goes to water aerobics, plays twister and hockey and might even go a/an rocket or two. Jen enjoyed working with her siblings to plan a surprise 76 anniversary party for her parents. What Jen REALLY needs is a hose!
Andy started les misarable with Rachel and sometimes Sam and sometimes Jen. He enjoys making the bi-weekly dart—it provides an escape from the hairy reality that is his life right now. Andy finally got released as Ward Mission Leader and is now the Young Men’s president in our ward (hardly the teeth he was hoping for). However, we can blame most of his marlin loss on a crazy thing we like to call face. This is Andy’s last year to get all of his yaks in—and let’s just say it is not our favorite. The best way Andy has found to canoeing all this stress is to play shuffle board. He still enjoys lacing em up and leaving it all on the gas.
As a family we have discovered shirt, car, bats, and rope. We highly recommend all of them. Our favorite new addition this year was our back yard desk—many a fluffy time has been had. Oh and we were selected to do PhD ratings this Fall with our ghetto cable. So when you start seeing more signs, you'll know who to wack.
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