Actor Rupert Everett brands British soldiers 'pathetic, whining wimps'

SCUBA
Freakin unbelievable!!! Do you pups believe this jerk? I don’t see his pathetic ass wearing the uniform.

TOBY
Holy puppy poop!!! I bet he’s never been shot at, though that might change now.

NORMAN
I don’t care what country you serve if you’re a soldier in Afghanistan and Iraq it takes some guts.

KEIKO
Maybe they just need to ship him off, send him to Iraq and see how long he lasts.

SCUBA
He also took a few cheap shots at Americans, saying that we’re whiny victims whose entire language was taken from watching ‘Friends and Sex and the City.’

TOBY
Hey, didn’t he star in ‘My Best Friend’s Wedding? Like that’s not wimpy? Obviously he doesn’t see the irony, does he?

McCain slams Obama

SCUBA
Freakin unbelievable!!!! I see McCain is starting in on Obama already, slamming him for voting against funds for the troops, Can’t they give us a few days off before they start into each other?

TOBY
Heck no, I think my boy needs to pounce on Obama. Get him, Johnny, GRRRRR!!!! Besides, do you really think Obama can stick to his promise of bringing the troops home early? You know as well as I do, Scuba, he can't do that. Regardless of the incompetent decision to send them over to Iraq, pulling them out now could be disastrous. What about all those people? I mean, they're refugees in their own country. How sad is that?

NORMAN
Oh, puppy poop!! You're right. And why is Obama against tax cuts? Shouldn't he want to give tax relief to Americans? It makes no sense.

KEIKO
You're waiting for politics to make sense? Norman, you know better than that.
And besides, talking politics before breakfast, what's wrong with you pups. I’m gonna eat.