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I see Steve's in town for the Stampede...



I did not have sexual relations with that pancake.
 

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"I saw his nose. It growed this big!"

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One of these tools is not like the others...
 

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Talk to the hand!

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Stealing a line from Bush, Harper was overheard saying, "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
 
Related: Almost a third of Canadians think Harper is lying over Cadman affair: poll
 

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Bush enlists some unsuspecting residents of the United Arab Emirates to join him in his impersonation of The Temptations hit song 'The Way You Do the Things You Do."

 

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Spit at me again kid and the rest of your summer vacation will be spent shining my shoes.
 
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Here's the caption from the White House site:

Runners Karen Dickerson of Springfield, Va., and Qiao Meili of Shanghai, China, hold up the lit torch during a Special Olympics Global Law Enforcement Torch Run Ceremony Thursday, July 26, 2007, in the Rose Garden. White House photo by Joyce N. Boghosian

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Bush: "My hairs is on fire!!"

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Bush: "That Pinocchio story was just plain wrong. Our noses didn't grow. Our lips disappeared."

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War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength.

(From George Orwell's '1984')

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From the latest cover of Wannabe Dictator Monthly, Junior Bush, Daddy Bush, Putin and The Dictatorettes:



Be serious when you choose your caption. They've got important business going on there, as you can see:

Remarks by President Bush Before Arrival of President Putin of Russia
Walker's Point
Kennebunkport, Maine

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5:35 P.M. EDT

PRESIDENT BUSH: Welcome. Is everybody having a nice day here?

Q Yes. The lobsters are good.

PRESIDENT BUSH: They are good.

Q Sir, are you going to take him fishing?

PRESIDENT BUSH: We might just do that, yes. Not sure yet, Mark.

Q Today?

PRESIDENT BUSH: Maybe today. It's pretty casual up here, as you know, unstructured.

Q -- the menu?

MRS. BUSH: Lobster, what else? (Laughter.)

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Q How was the fishing today, sir?

PRESIDENT BUSH: Lousy. (Laughter.) Was that you, Chuck, the other day? No wonder we didn't catch any fish. They took a look at you and -- (laughter) -- headed out.

Q Sir, while you're waiting, can you tell us what you think of those terrorist incidents in Britain and Scotland?

PRESIDENT BUSH: We got a press conference tomorrow, Mark. But it just goes to show the war against these extremists goes on. You never know where they may try to strike. And appreciate the very strong response that the Gordon Brown government has given to the attempts by these people.

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PRESIDENT BUSH: Everybody been behaving themselves?

Q You sure you won't come back here a little more often? (Laughter.)

PRESIDENT BUSH: That's what I figured. (Laughter.)

Q I wasn't going to give you the satisfaction -- (laughter.)

PRESIDENT BUSH: That's what I thought, yes. Well, the guy is counting the days in Crawford, you know. (Laughter.)

Q I'm counting your days here, too -- 35.

Q Are you watching any baseball?

PRESIDENT BUSH: I watched the Ranger-Red Sox game today.

Q Is it over? Did they win today, too?

Q I think they won today, too.

Q But the Yankees lost.

PRESIDENT BUSH: They did?

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(President Putin arrives.)

FORMER PRESIDENT BUSH: Where did these guys all come from? When I left there was nobody here.

PRESIDENT BUSH: Come over, Condi. Come on, Bill.

Okay? It's been real. (Laughter.) Thanks for coming.

END 5:44 P.M. EDT

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"I asked for rose-coloured glasses, damnit!"
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Today the parliamentary committees, tomorrow the world!

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Shoot me in the face, Dick, and I'll chop your hand off.
 

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One more question from you senator and you're going to Gitmo.
 

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Look. Which part of "I don't wanna be the war czar anymore" don't you understand?

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Ummm...no, sir. That's a briefcase. The airplane is UP there. Say, weren't you in the Texas Air National Guard? Sir? (cough, cough)

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Democrats in the House, in an act of political theater, voted to substitute their judgment for that of our military commanders on the ground in Iraq. Now, please join us all after my press conference as these veterans, family members and I present our moving production of Onward Christian Soldiers.

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Dubya and Stepford Laura in Guatemala...