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for every 35 pounds you lose, you gain an inch of your shaft length? ( Source )

I received this email this mroning from the Don and got me laughing. Thought I should share this with you. An elderly Essex Lady called 999 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the Operator: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and eventhe accelerator!" she cried.The Operator said, "Stay calm. A Police car is on theway." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake." FAMILY Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the othersisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?". The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having ...

As posted by Amz , I was supposed to catch the season premiere of Kidnapped on AXN last Tuesday but I didn't. I fell asleep 10 minutes into the show and woke up about 10 minutes later, frustrated as to why I dozed off when I should be watching it. I guess I was too tired. So sat up and switched to the Discovery channel. I'm a sucker for the learning package, I'd spend a whole afternoon switching between the Discovery channel, Animal Planet and the National Geographic Channel until of course the siblings would come to the living room and request to change the 'boring' channels. Thank goodness Mum decided to give a couple of us Astro in our own rooms. No one to interrupt me then, hehe. Back to the show, the title itself got to me - The Boy with the Divine Powers. I remember watching a clip of this over at a friend's place (same scenario, was switched to music channels, haha!) and recently, read about him on the papers . So I sat, wide awake intrigued by the '...

Unlike what you see in movies, assuming normal oxygen levels and no unusual circumstances, dropping a lit cigarette onto a trail of gasoline will not ignite it. This is due to the limited contact of the gasoline and the hottest, glowing part of the ash. Robin Holleyhead, a UK forensic scientist, reported that the outer ash layer is much cooler thus preventing much heat to reach the gasoline. However, cigarettes can ignite gases such as hydrogen and actylene. Source: Russell, S. (2006). Down in flames . New Scientist, 2576, pp. 42-45.

Daily consumption of red meat may double the risk of certain breast cancers, as suggested based on a study of 900,000 women aged 26-46. ( Source ) Now that's a good reason to ditch the meat, yes ladies? :)