smooth criminal ?

there was some drama at work today. like, finally.

something to spice up my oh-so-mundane-and-routine daily activity.

i was issuing the medicines at the front counter when i saw him. i was like, hmmm.. looks familiar.. but i carried on my normal task. that is when he approached my counter with the same line he used on Nurul.

"umm.. excuse me. the doctor said if the medicine he prescribe to me doesn't look familiar, i can go back to him and get it changed."

i was like, "oh. okay. later when they (my colleagues) dispense to you, you can inform them. you just put the script in the black tray there." when actually inside i was screaming, "PROCODIN BOY ! PROCODIN BOYYYYYYYY !!"

after he placed the script on the tray, i discreetly told Cik Saridah about him and asked her to pass me his script. and as cunning as a fox, i "action" take another patient's medicine to "action" change something but holding his script instead. once i got safely to the back, i raaaan aallll the way to my Boss' room, to find her not there. then i raaaaan aaalll to the way to the pantry only to find out that she went out to get lunch. BAAAAAH.

no Boss ! No Mr Supervisor ! Procodin Boy come already ! how ?! DIE !

mmm.. okay.

i think i should explain the story here for those non-pharmacy people.

Procodin is actually a cough mixture. it's a mixture of promethazine and codeine, which some of you might know that the codeine component can be very, very addictive.

so this boy, Muhammad Ferdy (i know where you live, boy !) is one pain in the big behind. because of him, we all get scolded by Mr Supervisor for "not being attentive" enough.

this was what actually happened. every single time, he'd tell the dispenser the same thing: "doctor say i can go back to him and change the medicine if it's not the same as i've always taken" when actually doctor said no such thing ! bloody liar. and you know what he freaking did ?

he took back the script from dispenser (cos if patients want to change or add something they'd better talk to the doctors themselves) and changed the freaking script himself !!! and better still.. he FREAKING FORGED the freaking doctor's signature beside the amendment !

smart ? not so. most of the time, he copied my fren's signature instead of the doctor's ! haha. selenge much ? hehe.

k, why am i laughing. serious matter, oi ! just to inform you people out there.. amending the script especially if you change to something addictive, is a crime yo ! yes, i practise righteousness, freaking script-amending criminals !

okay. cool down. breathe.

i'm actually mad at him cos he fooled us.. all these time he manually changed the script right under our noses ! and what did we do ? we gave him Procodin. visit after visit he got it.

thanks to Nurul, his lil game's gonna meet a sad ending this time ! bahaha ! Nurul called the doctor to confirm whether she changed the cough mixture cos the handwriting on the script look nothing like this doctor's. and the doctor went like, what ?! i didnt change anything ! can you pass me the script, i wanna take a look at it !" that's when Procodin Boy suspected something. he saw chaos. he knew that we knew. and that was when he "cabut-ed".

and that was like 3weeks or 2weeks ago ?

and the nerve of this mamat to come back here and talked to me ! if i had my way, i'd grab his freaking cap, pull it all the way down his face so he'd be blinded and call Amir (Cisco) to wrestle him like he did the one on YouTube (that was freaking cool by the way)

but.. i had to inform the management first. okay so after all that running just to find Boss not there, i called her on her HP and she was like, "okay, hold on to the script, i'm coming back."

meanwhile, i went back to my counter to deal with another patient and at the corner of my eye i saw him staring at me. stare and stare and stare. i ignore and ignore and ignore until Boss came back. and he was gone ! bloody basket.

so my Boss went to call Amir and talked with the higher authority about it while me and Nurul went out for lunch.

when we thought he "cabut" for sure, Cik Saridah told me he waited til 2 and kept asking her about his medicines !

and just when Amir walks in, he sort of ran out of the pharmacy. and a chase ensued ! woohoo ! but i wasn't there to witness it !! dammit !! oh well. and they caught him and he gave in. he took the medicines originally prescribed to him. haha ! padan face.

oh wanna know the best part ? he didn't have any money to pay for the medicines.


BAHHHHHH. -_-"


oh well. it was kinda fun though. so CSI-y. well, minus the cool gadgets. it's still cool. i like !

and that was at.. 7:53 PM ·