Hello My Loves

VD Has come and gone. It’s the Day of Valentine’s and Venereal Disease. I hope you enjoyed yours!

Mine was perfectly lovely for the most part.

Negative Points of Evil Corporate Love Day:

I had a seizure in the morning. The first one Mike was ever witness to. It seems it was very mild.

I was late to work and in pain most of the day.

My ex was writing shit that pertained to me on Facebook and generally it seems he feels very sorry for himself which affects me negatively because I can’t stop reaching out.

A friend’s mother is very close to passing away.

Positive Points of Evil Corporate Love Day:

Mom sent me Egyptian cotton bedding and new pillows!

I had a date Monday night with Mike at Fatty Crab and we ripped apart a sea creature together. 

I was asked to buy flowers and candy for the office so we had a hideous bouquet and red velvet cupcakes.

I sent out little messages to at least a dozen friends.

The first Lodge Meeting in months was held at 5:30. It was beautiful.

My gorgeous friends Mojo and Lisa invited me over to their fest of bubbly, chocolate, and cheese spread. We drank and laughed while talking over a fundraiser coming up soon.

I got home at 1am.

The good outweighs the bad.

Not such a terrible holiday this time around and it’s all thanks to my many bitchin’ friends!

Happy hump holiday to you.

- Knight

Getting Into the Spirit(s)

I'm trying to get in the spirit of the season but I feel so damn busy it just isn't working. I finally started sorting out my calendar yesterday. Holy crap I'm committed to a lot of parties and whatnot this month. Ahh! When will I find time to make the beer shower caddies I promised everyone?

Thankfully my mother already ordered the Bacon Lube my grandmother thinks we are getting her for Xmas. I don't want to disappoint.

Holiday Party Numero Uno starts tonight. I'm meeting old coworkers for our annual Winter Solstice gathering. To get myself in the proper holiday attitude I'm counting on the help of my friends. Perhaps it will help you as well. First off I shall turn to the musical styling of my handsome and disturbing friends Neil & Sky.



Share them with your friends and family!

Also, another friend of mine is apparently so obsessed with Christmas that he started a blog about it. Check out Larson's Cavalcade of Christmas. I have a feeling it will get pretty crazy over there.

If none of this works I'm going to start bringing spiked eggnog to work every day until we feel appropriately spirited at the office.