Real late posting....

Grandma sent my birthday horoscope as she does every year. It just came in the mail with a copy of the clairvoyant Sylvia Brown's latest book. Grandma is crazy.

Here is what the clipping reads (with my notes).

Holiday Mathis'
Horoscopes
Saturday, June 2, 2007
The Cosmic elixir includes a drop of seriousness, compliments of the Capricorn moon, in the Gemini sun's bubbly champagne cocktail. (mmmm bubbly...) When your festivities are interrupted by a somber idea or weighty responsibility, reflection or duty (babysitting?)- but don't stay mired there. There's too much to celebrate. (And celebrate we did.)
Today's Birthday (June 2):
This year presents a panoply (I had to look this word up. It's real.) of unknowns and unknowables. (Gee. How informative of you Horoscope) Don't be afraid if you haven't a clue what to do next. Take comfort in the fact that no one else knows, either, and then step into this brave world. (Uh huh.... why am I still reading?) There's a financial bonus this month. (Oh yeah, that's why.) New relationships entice you in July. (Huh???) Libra and Taurus people are reliable and interesting companions. (I know. I have my Libra!) Your lucky numbers are: 5 27 22 1 and 45. (Great. Thanks.)
Gemini (May 21-June 21): It's possible to turn your character flaws into character assets. But first you have to want to, and today you're just not in the mood. Anyway, if they love you, they'll take you "as is", right? (So spending the day drunk off my ass would probably be a character flaw... uh... ooops? Thanks for sticking around guys!)

Copy Cat

Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20)
Your push to succeed may begin to soften, even as you receive a boost of energy today. You are less concerned now with doing your job, yet more interested about the distant future. Maybe it's time to reconnect with old friends so you can share your hopes and dreams with them as you reevaluate your life's direction.

What the crap does that mean?

These always confuse me because I don't know if they are talking about my career that I have or the career that I want to have. I do have a boost of energy but my head is still all cloudy and confused so it's hard to get my shit together. I suppose I am more interested in the distant future since I have no idea what I want to do in it. I certainly do not want to connect with old friends because I feel that I am no longer connected to them for a reason. I like the new people in my life better. I want to connect with the new friends and continue connecting with current friends. Lets all get together and brainstorm. I need to reevaluate. Hey didn't I write about my life's direction in my last post? *Twilight zone theme plays here.*