I want to hear about it.
I want the who, what, when, where, and why. Who won? (it's okay to admit to loss) What went through your mind? What was the damage?
If you haven't had a real fight, maybe you can describe your most intense pushing and shoving episode.
I've never being in a real fight. My closest experience was in grade 11 when my classmate AS (now Microsoft employee) and I got into a kicking match. We had a disagreement, and ended up trading low roundhouse kicks (him with his TKD, me with my Ka-ra-te). At the end, we probably got pulled apart, and that was it. Lame, huh. That's why I want to hear your story.