Keshie speaks

Today swetha came back to Singapore! (: But swetha was mean and didn't play with me. ): weiqing was mean and bullied me. ): But celeste and julie were nice and awesome to take photos of me! (: And swetha wants to delete them. ): I'm having fun playing bridge now. (:

hey this blog is really dead!

if you have any photos or whatever, post them up or something! :D

keshie the star

has a brightness of negative infinity ;)

hello! here's a NICE BIO POST as to why wei qing has a fever.

let's use...photosynthesis! because i must revise photosynthesis for next week's bio test. :D

haha you know. deep deep down in the not-so-dark recesses of a little LEAF there is such a thing as a ... chloroplast!! and inside the chloroplast there are lots of stacks of, um, you know what, i forgot what they are called. hm. (you see that's why i need to revise). ah yes. the stack is called a granum (i think) and the stuff that the stack is made of are called thylakoids! and inside the thylakoids are...chlorophyll!! well okay you know all this already.

never mind. i shall cut being lorsor. i think i'm being overly influenced by wei qing. oh NO. anyway. inside the thylakoid there are light harvesting complexes! and these light harvesting complexes have...chlorophyll!! and you know how the light energy is used? the photons from the light are bounced around the chlorophyll until they reach the chlorophyll molecule that is right at the bottom of the light harvesting complex (which is funnel-shaped) and...the photon causes an ELECTRON in the chlorophyll molecule to get EXCITED and then it will bounce out of the light harvesting complex!

so you see! that's why wei qing has a fever! because she got so excited from the photons in the light that she became feverish (which means "excited, restless, or uncontrolled, as if from fever." according to dictionary.com). haha. and you know where the light comes from? KESHIE COS KESHIE IS A STAR AND THUS EMITS LIGHT :D see keshie rules yeah XD so wei qing, are you enLIGHTened as to why you have a fever now? =)

haha ok. BIO ROCKS :D

This is what MYAs do to us!

boo!

ok its the start of the MYAs n all tt so heres an interesting story abt WEIQING the ELECTRON n now, the ROCK/GRAIN. i wanted to just paste the whole msn convo here but i decided to be nice n write the story in paragraphs. n i my msg hist cleared itself. so, sorry for the terrible grammar n sentence structures n vocab n etc. n i hope i rmb the whole story right, even though i was the one who came up w it, my mind's too much in geog. i'm sure weiqing can correct all my grammar aft tt, so she can get back at me for correcting her english...

ok it all started off w weiqing getting a fever. super random, seeing how she was perfectly well today in sch HITTING PPL AGAINST WALLS. but anw, so she told me she had a fever n so i linked it to her being an electron! abt the plasma state n so since shzehui n celeste made her high n excited aft sch, she needed to satisfy the high temperature part so must get fever. then she said tt shzehui said tt too. so i decided tt i had to be different fr shzehui! so, i used GEOG rather than chem! n along the way, MATH came in, n according to weiqing, LIT too. the lit part was unintentional, n i didnt really think it was very lit, but i removed it anw, cos lit sucks. even weiqing the electron said 'Gosh mugging lit is so boring.' [ok weiqing is gg to scold me again for not quoting the full context (which is a major sin in hist) but its fine, cos chem taught me abt limiting reagents so i'll take the rest as excess. (:]

so the story starts when we imagine weiqing as a rock rather than an electron. get rid of the chem stuff. so shes a rock undergrnd. n aft the chem paper, suddenly all the weight above her was removed, so RELEASE OF PRESSURE occurred! hence, weiqing the rock was exposed! so since IT was exposed, the rock was susceptible to INSOLATION. tts why weiqing the rock faced a rise in temp n got heated up in the day, causing the FEVER n expansion! so i said tt weiqing shld measure her height, prob grew taller. but by night, which means arnd now, weiqing the rock will contract again, so this is actl a better time to measure her height.

then the math came in. i asked weiqing the rock to pick one, two or three, which she picked two.

ok since weiqing the rock picked two, it went thru GRANULAR DISINTEGRATION! but it would be aft a few days, like bef hist paper or smthg, when the STRESS in the joints can so great tt weiqing the rock disintegrates. then, weiqing the rock became, weiqing the GRAIN! [see now weiqing the grain is smaller than the stitch n the bug n the duck!]

but anw, weiqing the grain was situated above a cave, n unluckily, the overhanging rock of the cave collapsed. so, weiqing the grain was now part of the WAVE-CUT PLATFORM. n then the longshore drift came n deposited weiqing the grain along a beach! this is where the story had two endings.

ENDING ONE:
a little child like celestewee came to pick up weiqing the grain to admire it. [this is additional i just thought of: when compared to keshie the star, weiqing the grain was so small...] but weiqing the grain didnt like this ending, so i decided to change it to a stitch came to pick up weiqing the grain!

BUT WEIQING THE GRAIN STILL DIDNT LIKE ENDING ONE! so came ending two, which involved a bug, as weiqing the grain suggested.

ENDING TWO:
a bug came to pick up weiqing the grain n carried her to her home undergrnd in Hawaii. then the VOLCANO ERUPTED, extending the coastline! so when the bug came out of the hole, she lost her sense of direction as there seemed to be new land! so the bug asked weiqing the grain for help, n of course, weiqing the grain couldnt help the bug.
- then again, weiqing the grain didnt like this ending.-
so thinking tt she didnt like Hawaii, the bug brought her to indonesia instead! n when the TIDAL WAVES came to erode the coast, the bug n weiqing the grain got washed into the sea. :(

so tts the end of the story. since weiqing the grain-rock-electron asked me to post this. i did. now someone can correct the grammar! (:

hope this helps destress n rmb some geog stuff! n weiqing! u r supposed to finish ur lit one! so far u only had a few lines of geog stuff w INCORRECT FACTS!

(: julie

hello this blog is so dead :(

but don't worry, CELESTE SAVES THE DAY WHOOOO!!

anyway yay we are having a KFC STUDY SESSION on wednesday if all goes well, and we'll be eating lunch at KFC!! whoo!! we can take photo with all the kfc logos again XP so anyway whoever wants to join us (we'll be mugging CHEMMM and bonding at the same time) can just...join us yeah!! we currently only have 4 people + 1 keshie.

OH WEI QING! you must bring your stuffed toy dog okay! the one we gave you for your birthday, i hope you haven't abused him/her to death already! by the way, what have you named him/her? (notice there's no "it" involved)

anyway, look at this:

PINK DOG TOY helps in breast cancer research!

like, really wow!! you see how useful pink stuffed toy dogs are to the advancement of medical science!? and see how they help to save many lives from the evil clutches of cancer!!

and who is the cutest, nicest pink stuffed toy dog that you know of?

*drumroll please*

KESHIE THE STAR OF 213 '07!!

wheeeee.

okay have fun mugging for MYAs! hahaha alliteration (:

even though swetha is so far far far away in the land of chocolate pizzas, she is still mean to keshie! :(

i also noticed that when you sign your name at the end of an email,keshie is in capital letters. As keshie is not human and does not have feelings like sophisticated homosapiens, it is therefore inferior to humans, which means that celeste is more important than keshie! and theefore, keshie should not be in caps and should in a smaller font size than celeste! haha im still a strong supporter of anti-keshie club with wq even if im far away! (: haha

so mean! keshie feels so hurt now!

wei qing, i guess you don't feel so lonely now huh XD

anw, swetha i want a chocolate pizza for my birthday XP maybe you can mail it over or something. as long as the postman doesn't eat it. LOL.

yay enjoy your hols everyone! :D

(i think you can guess who wrote this)