Sauce. The universal symbol of love and respect. Sauce is what truly brings us all together and binds us. Do you know what is making the man in the picture angry? It is because his chicken was SAUCELESS! I love sauce and there are so many different kinds. Which is why they are perfect for my all new segment on my blog appropriately titled: WHAT KIND OF SAUCE?!
You see, instead of my usual rants made on this blog, I will now rant and compare things to sauce! Most of the things featured on this segment will be current events. Great idea huh? Right. Now let us begin.
First on the list. KEATON THOUGHTS! You know, I have never ranted about my own blog before but now is a great time to start. Statistics have shown that people who regularly read Keaton Thoughts are happier, sexier, and more awesome! And they get more fiber too! Keaton Thoughts keeps you regular! Why is this you ask? Because I am always right! So WHAT KIND OF SAUCE is KEATON THOUGHTS?
BULLSEYE! Of course because I am always right!
Next up, Boston's. Now this is a terrible restaurant and everyone knows it but there is one thing that makes the whole situation weird. Everything on their menu looks fantastic! It is all an elaborate lie! So WHAT KIND OF SAUCE is BOSTON'S?
ARBY'S SAUCE! Raved about, but TOTALLY DISGUSTING!
Last item on today's list: TWILIGHT! Now anybody who has ever read this book will agree with this. Those books are terrible! And the movie looks like it could have been released on the hallmark channel as an original movie. I have a coin jar at work that I think has more money then the budget used to make that piece of crap movie. So WHAT KIND OF SAUCE is TWILIGHT?
WEAK SAUCE! No further explanation needed.
Next week another TOP TEN LIST will be posted! But until then and as always, thanks for reading. Peace.
3 comments:
Lol! I have to disagree with the Twilight sauce though. I would call it..Winger's Amazing sauce!
I wish there was a waste of thought, time, and energy sauce. That would more accurately describe Twilight. What about the Rich n Sassy sauce from Famous Daves? Mmmm
I say-- I like sauce. Is Ranch considered a sauce? If so.. it's my favorite-- that and A1!! I could drink A1 out of the bottle.. but really, your post isn't truely about "sauce" it's about the hateful relationship you have with Bostons and Twilight... and to that, I honestly have no comment.
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