Trump Campaign Hires North Korean President Kim Jong Un as
Campaign Advisor. Public Executions Promised.
Experts Baffled by Sudden Extreme Spike in Trump Polls
Mexico Agrees to Pay for Wall to Keep Trump Out
Kaepernick Admits to Sitting On Toilet and Not Standing
Until Done. FOX News Explodes With Indignation.
DEA Refuses Once Again to Remove Flintstones Vitamins From
Schedule I Drug Category.
Vice President Nominee Mike Pence Blames Ice Cream-induced
Brain Freeze For Moment of Clarity and Compassion
Citing Immigration Restrictions, Jesus Cancels Return
Indefinitely
Melenia Trump On Why Clinton Unfit to Hold Top Office: “No
one who dresses like my grandmother can president.”
New NC Voter ID Law Requires Genealogical Evidence of “White
Purity”
Crazed Fan Stabs Rolling Stones’ Keith Richards Twenty-seven
Times, Sets Him On fire and Throws Body Into Grand Canyon. Doctors Say
Guitarist Will Continue Touring Within Days.
