My pal Jason sent this post to me from a blog that he reads regularly. I laughed out loud at Biddy's experience. You HAVE to read it!
http://biddysworld.blogspot.com/2008/07/i-cant-believe-i-really-said-that.html
Which got me to thinking about my friend Danielle and her waxing experience. It went a little something like this...So, Danielle goes in to get a Brazilian wax and just like Biddy says, it isn't pretty. They make you help with the process by holding your legs in the air and pulling your less than tight parts, well, tight. So, Danielle was making small talk with the waxer and it was about the time that she was on all fours, spreading her butt cheeks so that the lady could wax her crack, she finally asked Danielle what she did for a living. The conversation went a little something like this:
Danielle, "Oh, I teach 2nd grade."
Waxer,"What school do you teach at?"
Danielle, "W.C."
Waxer(all excited)," Oh, my son goes to W.C. and he's going to be in 2nd grade next year!!"
Danielle (over her shoulder and while her butt crack is spread) "Oh, great! Maybe he'll be in my class next year!!"
9 comments:
I love biddy. she has more waxing posts that are hysterical.
And that is why I will never get a brazillian! And Jason manscapes! What the??!!! Some things a sister should never know.
Only Danielle. You got to love her!! Jan had kind of the same experience when a former parent of one of her students came into give her a massage!!!
Lisa
I was just going to say "Only Dani" but someone beat me to it ... but yes, ONLY Danielle.
However, my mom was also a teacher ... a SEX ed teacher! And most of my friends had her for the class. Thank God the woman has no shame :)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (that was my imitation of Daniel laughing.)
Both very good stories.
Hey Jen, also known as J.J. Can I call you Vuh-J.J.? The "vuh" being short for voluptuous, of course.
I am so scared of my students finding me out in the real world...especially like that.
hahahahhahahaaaaa that is fantastic! hehehehehe
thanks for the shout out! here's another less than pretty waxing post. apparently, i'm an idiot
http://biddysworld.blogspot.com/2006/08/what-was-i-thinking.html
There is nothing more fun to read about than hoo-ha waxing.
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