These are our two newest favorite Laffy Taffy jokes:
Why can't a bank keep secrets?
It has too many 'Tellers'!
What do you call a cold puppy sitting on a rabbit?
A chilly dog on a bun!
Have any good jokes?
Why can't a bank keep secrets?
It has too many 'Tellers'!
What do you call a cold puppy sitting on a rabbit?
A chilly dog on a bun!
Have any good jokes?
Edit: This is Jeremy. I would like to say this: I enjoy laffy taffy jokes occasionally, if I am in the right mood. It's the same way I occasionally can enjoy a cheap grade B movie. It might be a horrible movie, but when you're in those kinds of moods, the more horrible the better.
With that said, I think I would laugh harder at the stupid jokes than I would at the ones that actually tickled the funny bone (relatively speaking, of course, compared to the other jokes on the other wrappers!).
A part of me feels somewhat bad to talk about this, since the jokes are submitted by well-intentioned kids from accross the country (until now I have assumed they are kids!), and I don't want to rain on their parade--I picture one of them devising a joke, the mother of all jokes, the best joke to ever be told, the be all and end all of jokedom. That kid hurries and asks their parents to help them write it down and send it in, so excited that it might just appear in nationwide circulation. I've printed a few of those below:
Q: Why did the sock monster cross the road?
(Go ahead and take a guess)
A: Because he wanted to stink up the whole town!
Q: How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb?
(If you don't want to let your IQ drop, consider not reading the rest of the joke)
A: None. Vampires like the dark.
Q: What do you get when you mix paint together?
(Imagine that little kid, so excited with the joke they have just created, from scratch no less! What a career they have ahead of them in the stand up comedy industry!)
A: A mess.
I admit, much to my chagrin, that I laughed more on this one than almost any other. I'm not trying to poke fun at those passionate children, but it is happening regardless. Oh, well. I feel it is my heavy duty to share my experiences with Laffy taffy, because whether we admit it or not, I am wagering most of us have had similar experiences.
One more, and then I'll quit. I promise:
Q: What kind of friendship never sinks?
(This one should be printed on a "Philosaffy Taffy" wrapper)
A: A Friendship.
