One Life; live it.

Saturday, July 11, 2009
11:03 PM

1. Grab Your Phone.
LOL. Here we go..

2. What is the 3rd picture of in your phone?
Picture of a SANA Folder.

3. What's your ringtone?
What Do You See - NDP Theme Song 2009

4. Who's the 1st person that comes up under M?
干妈

5. Who's the last person you called?
Hayden / Ciphras

6. Who was your last missed call from?
Grandparents.

7. Who's the 1st person who comes up under C?
Calculation- / Jillian

8. Who's your speed dial number 2?
Nil

9. What does the 3rd text in your inbox say?
"Sam Tan" from Xing Yang

10. Who was your last received call from?
Hayden / Ciphras

11. What does your 2nd sent box text say?
"Yeah same. Those lucky asses.." to Xing Yang

12. How many messages are currently in your inbox?
693

13. What is the wallpaper?
Solomon, Me, Daisy & Rachael at the SG Flyer outing.

14. Who's speed dial number 1?
Voicemail

15. Who is the 15th message in your inbox from?
"boo :o i want a girlfriend D:" from alicia mei. HAHA.

16. Who's the 1st person who comes up under B?
bao yi, my mum's cousin

17. How many bars of signal do you currently have?
7

18. What network are you on?
Singtel.

19. Name every person you have a message from in your inbox.
干妈, Qi Yuan (agent135), Bernardine, Alicia Mei, Hayden (Ciphras), Daisy, Daniel Wong, Elaine Eu, Elias Wee, Jason (FunkyHabbo, Gerald Tay, Hui Juan, Jason SYFC, Jeremiah Tham, Jeremy Aw, Jeremy Ng, Jyan, Keith, Kenneth Kong, Mr. Lawerence Yong, Matthew Lee, Meiko, Neelam, Nicole Pua, Pamela Loh, Rachael, Vivek, Weng Ngai, Xing Yang, Xinni, Mum, Dad

20. What does your 6th text message in your inbox say?
"Ooo anything. I dont mind being late for drama" from XY

21. Who is the first person in your contacts?
干妈

22. Who is the last name in your contacts?
-Service,

23. What does the last text in your inbox say?
"NDP rehearsal. Report 1050am, Toa Payoh swimming complex. End at 830pm. Lunch n dinner provided. Pls be punctual n attendance is compulsory. Two of our cadets r removed from the squad by HQ already." from TO Mr. Lawrence Yong

24. What is your screensaver?
Nil

25. What is your balance?
using postpaid.

26. Who's the last person under H?
Hui Juan

27. What is your bluetooth name?`
-jc;

28. How many numbers are in your phone?
129

29. Could you live without it?
no.

-jc; mapleroxjc
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Monday, June 29, 2009
5:02 PM

I screwed up 54% of my secondary school

[ ] Gotten detention.
[ ] Gotten your phone taken away in class. (too stealthy for that :D)
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[ ] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.

Total: 0

[ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[ ] Didn’t do homework over 5 times
[ ] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[ ] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.

Total: 0

[ ] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.

Total : 4

[ ] Pulled down the Fire Alarm.
[x] Went on Myspace , Facebook , Xanga , etc. on the computer at school.
[x] Took Pictures during school hours.
[x] Called someone during School hours.
[x] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc... During class.

Total : 8

[ ] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[ ] Broke the dress code.
[ ] Failed a class test.
[x] Ate food during class.

Total : 10

[x] Gotten a call from school.
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school.
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[x] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[x] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.

Total : 14

[x] Faked your parents signature.
[x] Slept in class.
[x] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[x] Copied homework

Total : 18
Overall: 18
Multiply No. by three : 18*3 = 54

Tag 10 of your friends.

Then repost this & put the Title as "I screwed up ___% of my secondary school "

-jc; mapleroxjc
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Sunday, June 28, 2009
9:51 PM

What do you have:
[x] Mother
[x] Father
[ ] Step-father
[ ] Step-mother
[ ] Step-sister
[ ] Step-brother
[ ] Brother/s
[ ] Brother-in-law
[ ] Sister/s
[ ] Sister-in-law
[ ] Half sister
[ ] Half brother
[ ] Nephew
[ ] Niece
[x] Mobile phone
[ ] Own bathroom
[x] Own room
[ ] Have/had a swimming pool
[ ] Have/had a hot tub
[ ] Guest room
[x] Living Room
[x] Own computer
[x] Own TV

Total so far: 7

[x] Full size/Queen bed
[ ] More than 8 pairs of shoes
[X] MP3 player/iPod
[ ] PS2/3
[ ] Nintendo DS or PSP or 64
[ ] Gameboy/Advance (yup)
[ ] Gamecube
[ ] Xbox/Xbox 360
[ ] Wii
[x] Your own laptop

Total so far: 10

[ ] Basketball net/hoop
[ ] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table
[ ] Ping pong table
[ ] Football table

Total so far: 10

[ ] Night stand (uhuh)
[x] Stereo in bedroom
[ ] DVD player in bedroom/portable

Total so far: 11

[ ] Go shopping at least once a week
[ ] Expensive cologne/perfume
[x] AIM/MSN
[x] Camera on phone

Total so far: 13

[ ] Go cart/car/quad
[x] Guitar/drums/bass guitar
[x] Piano/keyboard
[ ] Any other instrument
[x] Been on a cruise
[x] Traveled out of the continent
[ ] Had a personal trainer
[ ] Expensive jewelery
[ ] Met a celebrity

Total so far: 17

[ ] Straightener/curling iron
[ ] Have been to a batting cage
[ ] Have $100 on you right now in your pocket/wallet
[x] Credit card or atm card or debit card or bank card
[x] Have a TV in your room
[ ] Mirror in your room

Total so far: 19

[x] Window in your room
[ ] Been to Paris
[ ] Been to Rome
[ ] Been to the Bahamas
[ ] Been to Mexico
[ ] Been to Jamaica

Total so far: 20

[x] Parents have a car
[ ] Have owned or own a jet ski/boat
[ ] Have/had a camper (what?)
[ ] Been to 3+ states
[x] 80+ buddies on Facebook/MySpace

Total so far: 22

[x] Home cooked meal almost everyday
[ ] Been in a limo
[ ] Been in a helicopter
[x] Own a camera
[x] Have been to Disneyland

Total: 25

[ ] Have/had a dog
[ ] Have/had a cat
[ ] Have/had a bird
[ ] Have/had a snake
[ ] Have/had a turtle
[x] Have/had any other pet

Total: 26

........................................

Post as:
1-25 = Ghetto! (and tag 5 people)---i'm unfortunate...
26-40 = Average Teen! (and tag 10 people)
41-50 = Spoiled TEEN! (and tag 15 people)
51+ = Upper Class Snob! (and tag 20 people)

-jc; mapleroxjc
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Saturday, June 27, 2009
9:15 AM

RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes , delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens.

--

Asked someone to marry you
Innocent

Kissed one of your Facebook friends?
Innocent

Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent

Ever told a lie?
Guilty

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?
Guilty

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Innocent

Kissed a picture?
Innocent

Slept in until 5 PM?
Innocent

Fallen asleep at work/school
Innocent

Held a snake?
Innocent

Been suspended from school?
Innocent

Worked at a fast food restaurant?
Innocent

Stolen from a store?
Innocent

Been fired from a job?
Innocent

Done something you regret?
Guilty

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Guilty

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Guilty

Kissed in the rain?
Innocent

Sat on a roof top?
Innocent

Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Innocent

Sang in the shower?
Guilty

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Guilty

Shaved your head?
Innocent

Slept naked?
Innocent

Had a boxing membership?
Innocent

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Guilty

Been in a band?
Guilty

Shot a gun?
Innocent

Donated Blood?
Innocent

Eaten alligator meat?
Innocent

Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty

Still love someone you shouldn't?
Guilty

Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent

Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Guilty

Been too honest?
Guilty

Ruined a surprise?
Guilty

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you cant walk afterwards?
Guilty

Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty

Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
Guilty

Joined a pageant?
Innocent

Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Innocent

Had communication w/ your ex?
Guilty

DATING Someone?
Innocent

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent

A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare?
Innocent

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Guilty

-jc; mapleroxjc
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Wednesday, June 24, 2009
6:00 AM

Google your name, and write down the first webpage link name that makes grammatical sense and is relevant. Or just pick the funniest one on the first page of results.


1. Google "[your name] needs":
cleanskies - jeremy needs guidance to grow into a man

2. Google "[your name] looks like":
Jeremy looks like the number one right-hand man to the Dark Lord,

3. Google "[your name] likes":
For the finale, Jeremy likes to perform his spectacular 5-minute fire act which includes torches, fire balls, flaming shoes

4. Google "[your name] says"
porn king Ron Jeremy has said that he will give up sex as a profession when ...

5. Google "[your name] wants":
Jeremy wants to be an Astronaut Petition

6. Google "[your name] does":
Ron Jeremy does blow-up doll. this guy again..

7. Google "[your name] hates":
Jeremy Hates You All.


8. Google "[your name] can":
Starr: Jeremy! Can it be you? Boob: Can it be me? I think you'd better inquire of the guard

9. Google "[your name] goes":
YouTube - Jeremy Goes to Japan! - Episode #1

10. Google "[your name] is":
Jeremy is an English masculine given name

11. Google "[your name] loves":
Jeremy Scott debuted his Jeremy Loves Ksubi line in Paris last week, and the prints are nothing short of bold.





Sorry, the answers are very screwed up.

-jc; mapleroxjc
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Monday, May 25, 2009
7:46 AM

My parents are 28% strict.

[ ] You have to make your bed every day.
[ ] You have to do chores.
[x] You have a time that you have to get off the phone and computer.
[x] You have a bedtime.
[ ] You have to earn your money.
[ ] You can't have friends over unless your room is clean.
[ ] You can't have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] You can't be friends with someone unless your parents know them.

TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[ ] You can't go shopping by yourself.
[ ] Your dad tells you what to wear.
[ ] You have to look for "good deals" on clothes, otherwise you can't buy it.

TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[ ] You get grounded for stupid things.
[ ] You have a time limit for the computer/video games/tv.
[ ] You have to get along with your sibling(s) otherwise you get grounded.
[ ] You have to share your room.

TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[x] You have to ask to go to a party/friends house a few days in advance.
[ ] You can't go anywhere without a parent/adult.
[x] You can't stay home alone.
[ ] You have a babysitter.

TOTAL SO FAR: 4

[ ] You're not allowed to have a tv/gaming system in your room.
[ ] You can't be on the computer without someone watching your every move.
[x] You can't have a door in your bedroom.

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[x] Your parents get mad if you don't want to do something simple that they ask.
[ ] You can't swim without an adult watching you.
[x] You can't have a friend of the opposite sex over, unless they are family.

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

Multiply by 4
and title it: My Parents are ___% strict

-jc; mapleroxjc
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Saturday, May 16, 2009
10:15 PM

From A to C.

A. Ashley
1) Do you love this person? We're friends.
2) Is this person your enemy? No.
3) Is this person taller than you? No.

B. Bernardine
1) What do you really think of this person? Good friend.
2) What’s their favourite color? Pink? Haha.
3) Ever danced with them? No.

C. Clara
1) Do you like this person? Just neighbours.
2) Where did you meet this person? Tuition.
3) How old is he/she? 14.

D. Daisy
1) How long have you known him/her? Since P5. About a good 4 years.
2) Biggest regret? It's personal.

E. Elizabeth
1) Have you met their parents? Yes.
2) Worst thing about this person? Procrastination.. LOL.
3) Best thing about this person? Great cousin.

F. Feng Cheng (Justin)
1) Have you ever dated this person? No.
2) When is the next time you will see him/her? Dreaded Monday 18/5.
3) Do you go to school with them? Yes.

G. Gordon
1) Are they a good listener? Not really.
2) Have you ever lied to this person? No.
3) Is this person nice? Yes?

H. Hayden
1) What year are they in? Not schooling
2) Is he/she your best friend? I guess.
3) Ever done something illegal with this person? Go into the Marina Bay Stadium?

I. Isabel
1) What is this person’s favourite food? Music. LOL.
2) How did you meet this person? ACS(I) MEP.
3) Do you trust them? Yes.

J. Jocelyn
1) Do they have any siblings? Yes.
2) Do you know their favourite song? No.
3) What would you do if they confessed they liked you? Fantastique.

K. Kenneth (Yon)
1) How old were you when you first met? 13.
2) How did you meet? School.
3) Ever danced with this person? NO.

L. Lynn
1) What would you do if you had never met this person? Less friend.
2) Do you like him/her? Friend yes.
3) Would you go to Disney World with this person? If it's sponsored.

M. Meiko
1) Is this person older than you? No.
2) Is this person single? No.
3) How many times do you talk to them in a week? 3 to 5 days.

N. Nicholas (Lim)
1) Is this person your boyfriend/girlfriend? No.
2) Have you seen this person cry? No.
3) Do you know this person’s middle name? No.

O. Oliver
1) Are you related? Friends
2) Could you live with this person? No.
3) Do you believe this person is gay? No.

P. Pamela (Loh)
1) Have you ever been to the mall with this person? If you count Anchorpoint.
2) How about a sleepover with them? No.
3) Does this person have a job? My music teacher.

Q. Qi Yuan
1) Does this person drink alcohol? No.
2) Have you seen this person dance? No.
3) Where do they work? School (unrevealed)

R. Rachael
1) Have you heard this person sing? It'll be nice.
2) Do you think this person will repost this? Nah.
3) Whats one thing you would change about this person? Nothing. :)

S. Stanley
1) Is this person taller than you? Yes.
2) Do you enjoy spending time with him/her? Hardly talk to him.
3) Do they live close to you? No.

T. Tahira
1) Would you do anything for him/her? Depends.
2) Have you been to his/her house? No.
3) Is this person a dipshit? No.

U. -
1) Is this person in a relationship? -
2) Do you know where he lives? -
3) What colour hair does this person have? -

V. Vivek
1) Do you see this person alot? Neighbours.
2) When did you meet her/him? Since kindergarten.
3) Is this person your friend? Yes.

W. Wen Xi
1) Is this person quiet or loud? Moderate.
2) Name a friend that both of you are close too? Habbo counted?
3) What color eyes does this person have? Black

X. Xing Yang
1) Why are you friends with him/her? Yes.
2) Have you ever gone anywhere with them? Yes.
3) What is one thing you would change about them? Idk.

Y. Ying Ning
1) Does this person wear make-up? No.
2) Does this person play any instruments? IDK
3) What is their favourite sport? IDK

Z. Zhang Ying
1) Does this person have MSN/AIM? Yes.
2) Ever gone shopping with him/her? No.
3) Does this person have any special skills? Guitar?

-jc; mapleroxjc
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