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FReeper dougfromupland hits a grand slam. ROTFLMFAO

Got Photoshop?

Somebody does.

Renowned graphics expert Markos Carlos Alberto Moulitsas Zúñiga

Photo from the archives of the KGB, Stasi, StB and/or OSS

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

Keith Richards reads Goldilocks and the Three Bears



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I Love It When A Plan Comes Together

Special to TVRWC -- Chupacabra News Service is reporting that there is a rumor circulating that a cure has been found for the overwhelming lack of interest in al-Goracle's international circle-jerk.

Allegedly informed sources are saying that Michael Moore, Yoko Ono, Mama Moonbat and Rosie O'Truther will open the Washington DC segment of the non-event by singing The Internationale.

CNS operatives have been unable to confirm that the quartet will be appearing nekkid, or that Helen Thomas will be joining them onstage.

Tweaking The Heinies

The stuffed shirts in der Fatherland motherland have their Windeln full.

Poland riles Germany with a lewd take on the motherland
A glossy magazine cover depicting a bare-breasted Angela Merkel suckling the nationalist twin rulers of Poland reignited tensions between Berlin and Warsaw days after a bad-tempered European summit nearly collapsed because of Polish resistance to a German blueprint on how to run the EU.

The last time Germany had a blueprint on how to run Europe . . . .

The right-wing Warsaw weekly magazine Wprost, which backs the conservative nationalist regime of the prime minister, Jaroslaw Kaczynski, and his twin brother, the president, Lech Kaczynski, has the cover of its latest issue as a montage showing "a beaming chancellor Merkel as "Europe's stepmother" baring her breasts to nourish the infant Polish twins.

In an article in the magazine, a Polish government official reacted to the weekend summit in Brussels, at which Poland stood alone threatening to wreck a deal and won big concessions from Mrs Merkel, by arguing that Germany was treating its eastern neighbour "neo-colonially" and refusing to accept it as a European partner. He accused Mrs Merkel of "humiliating" Poland at the summit because she was "full of complexes herself".

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Note: I am a Heinie and therefore not offended by use of the term in the post's title. If you're a Heinie and are offended, grow up and develop a sense of humor. Ja?