Today in Obama Lies: Michelle Claims Her Husband Doesn't Dye His Hair

I guess she figures enough idiots bought the story about him allegedly not smoking any more, so why not just keep making up tall tales?

First Lady Michelle Obama addressed recent speculation about whether the president dyes his hair during an interview Wednesday on NBC's Today Show.

"Is he dyeing his hair?" host Matt Lauer asked the First Lady after showing her pictures snapped last month of the president's coif.

"No," she replied. Obama then commented that her husband looked "pretty gray" in the images shown. "I think if he had known he would be president, he would have started dyeing his hair ten years ago," she added.

The stooge Lauer slobbers all over her.



Tomorrow she'll tell us he shoots a 37 for 18 holes on the golf course, same as his bowling average, is really a fiscal conservative and has never raised taxes. Oh wait, he took care of that lie.

Matt Lauer Very Amused Over the Size of the Package

Nothing like some grade school humor on national television.

Via.

NBC Douchebag Matt Lauer Caught Cheating

Looks like the human Chia Pet was getting his freak on while up in Canada during the Olympics and now his wife has sent him packing. What a guy.

Matt Lauer is the latest celebrity to be accused of cheating on his wife.

The "Today" show host and his wife, Annette, have split amid accusations of infidelity in their 12-year marriage, the National Enquirer reports.

The couple has reportedly been living apart for more than two months since she accused Lauer of cheating on her during his coverage of the Winter Olympics in Vancouver in February.

Suspicions allegedly arose when Matt not only stood his wife up on Valentine's Day, but also chose to remain in Vancouver for an extended period of time after the "Today" show crew wrapped production and returned to New York.

The 52-year-old married man reportedly "went wild" with colleagues at nightspots and caught the eye of two good-looking Canadian broadcasters.

The stooges at NBC are standing by their man. Maybe he and Tiki Barber can start double-dating.

According to a "Today" show insider, Matt is trying to keep the split on the "down low" because his NBC bosses are pressuring him to maintain his image as a solid family man to appeal to his largely female audience.

Deer 1, Matt Lauer 0

No word whether he was wearing a helmet like his hero does.

Where in the world is Matt Lauer this morning?

In bed, with a dislocated shoulder.

(No jokes this early...unless you can come up with a better one than he did.)

Matt was off the air this morning - and no word on when he'll return - after running into a deer on his bike over the weekend.

He dislocated his shoulder.

Coulter Gangsterslaps Matt Lauer

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She's got much bigger balls than the Chia Pet. She starts off snarky by noting NBC has had to retract stories in the past and then the fun really starts. Poor, delicate Lauer, he's upset by the tone in her book. Oooh.

Enjoy.