Neither Has an Ego as Big as Obama

So refreshing to see a politician with a sense of humor. Certain people in Washington could use one.

A politician and a comedian are going head-to-head to decide whose noggin is the biggest.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) tweeted a clip from NBC's "Tonight Show" on Tuesday, titled, "Is his head bigger than mine?"

In it, host Jay Leno compared his head size to that of the governor's. Leno's head appears to be bigger.

And, to answer the question posed by the segment's title, Leno states: "No."

Christie doubted that the results were definitive, though, tweeting, "Idk [I don't know] @jayleno, it’s a close call!"

Palin Does Standup on Leno

Not sure who wrote her material--it's average--but she does get off a few zingers. Smal talk between her and Jay Leno the first four minutes or so, then she's does a couple minutes of jokes. I might add she looks fantastic in jeans.

Sarah Palin says she's going to play Tina Fey in an upcoming Las Vegas show.

Just kidding.

The former Republican vice presidential nominee turned into a standup comic on Jay Leno's "Tonight Show" Tuesday, dropping one-liners about the White House, Congress and Fey - the "Saturday Night Live" star known for her impression of the former Alaska governor.

Palin told Leno's audience she planned to speak at a gun-rights convention: "Be there or else," she warned them.

She said Alaska is different from California. In Los Angeles, "when people have a frozen look on their face, I find out it's Botox."

And she's happy she's not vice president. "I would not know what to do with all that free time," she quipped.

In remarks taped for broadcast later Tuesday, Palin said the White House health care plan reminds her of acrobatic flips done by snowboard champion Shaun White. And she joked that it's so cold in Alaska it's "5 degrees below Congress' approval rating."

She mentioned she'll be speaking at the NRA convention. One can only imagine the hysterical left's reaction when that happens.

Scott Brown With Jay Leno

Damn, this guy is smooth.

Rush Limbaugh On Jay Leno Show

Rush takes the Green Car Challenge.

Watch what he does to Al Gore. Twice.

Heh.

H/T Hot Air.

Jay Leno Goofs on ACORN

You know all is lost when even the liberal comedians are goofing on you. Earlier this week it was Jon Stewart, now it's Jay Leno.

Somehow I doubt Obama lackey David Letterman will get around to laughing at this criminal enterprise, especially since his boss will be appearing on his show Monday night.

Obama's TelePrompter Tells Leno He Was 'Stunned' By AIG Bonuses He Knew About Months Ago

Special Olympics Reject

Just saving you all the hassle of having to watch this crap in case you were planning to watch it. Me, I'll still be watching hoops if I can stay awake.

President Barack Obama has told Jay Leno he was stunned when he learned of the bonuses that bailed-out insurance giant AIG was paying its employees.

Obama told "The Tonight Show" host the payments raise moral end ethical problems — and the administration's going to do everything it can to get them back.

But Obama added the bigger problem is the culture that allowed traders to claim them. He says that's got to change if the economy is to recover.

According to NBC, Obama was the first sitting president ever to appear on "The Tonight Show." He'd already appeared twice as a candidate. already appeared twice as a candidate.

In his opening monologue, Leno lots of people were surprised Obama would come on NBC — figuring he'd be tired of big companies on the brink of disaster with a bunch of overpaid executives.

Yes, that's actual AP text. The reporter must be too busy creaming his shorts to notice.

Anyway, this whole manufactured AIG hysteria is curious since Obama's Brain today said nobody cares about it.

Maybe they can get back to Rush Limbaugh next week.

In case you're worried, the remaining over/under tonight on some announcer mentioning Obama's picks is seven. After which I'll be hurling empty Heineken bottles at my television.

Update: What a comedian! Obama cracks funny on the disabled!

The first appearance by a sitting president on "The Tonight Show" may well end up being the last.

President Obama, in his taping with Jay Leno Thursday afternoon, attempted to yuk it up with the funnyman, and ended up insulting the disabled.

Towards the end of his approximately 40-minute appearance, the president talked about how he's gotten better at bowling and has been practicing in the White House bowling alley.

He bowled a 129, the president said.

"That's very good, Mr. President," Leno said sarcastically.

It's "like the Special Olympics or something," the president said.

H/T LGF.

Update: Ouch.

Another story the press isn’t actually covering…

Without the help of the press - hiding his mistakes, never asking a tough or uncomfortable question, not even curious enough to ask to see his grades in college - where would this guy be? I’m thinking he wouldn’t be in the Oval Office, right now, that’s for sure.

So, tonight, he gets forty minutes on Leno. Next week he’ll have all four networks ditching programming and losing money for him. Again.

When things get hot, when the polling isn’t going right, when he feels unloved, or he needs to be happy, he gets on his big, expensive-to-run Air Force One, with his limos, etc, and he steps before the camera.

Gonna be a long four years.

NBC To Give Jay Leno 10 pm Timeslot

Killing two birds with one shot. Save production costs on some likely bomb programs and go with a known quantity. Can he pull in a sizable enough audience night after night to go up against established network shows in that timeslot?

We'll find out.

NBC is expected to announce Tuesday that it has signed its late-night star Jay Leno to a new contract that will keep him at the network in a new format that will give him the 10 p.m. time period each weeknight for a show similar to the one he has done on NBC’s “Tonight Show” show since 1993.

Five years ago NBC announced that it would give the job of host of that franchise late-night show to Conan O’Brien in May 2010. Since then the network has maneuvered to try to keep Mr. Leno, who continues to be the late-night ratings leader, at the network in some capacity, fearing that he could leave and start a new late-night show on a competitor.

Mr. Leno was known to have suitors, including ABC, the Fox network and the Sony television studio. The new show is expected to be set in Mr. Leno’s longtime studio in Burbank, Calif. Mr. O’Brien will move the “Tonight” show to a new studio on the NBC Universal lot in Universal City, Calif.

No broadcast network has ever before offered the same show in prime time five nights a week. Such so-called “stripped shows” have been a staple of daytime broadcasting.

The offer of a new weeknight show for Mr. Leno at 10 p.m., an idea that NBC executives said Monday came from the NBC chief executive, Jeff Zucker, not only allows NBC to retain Mr. Leno’s services, but also means the network may be able to greatly reduce costs of developing and producing other prime-time shows.

Another Ted Kennedy lover

People I keep telling y'all that Thompson is the man. Now we have Mitt Romney going on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and saying

“Frankly, I like Ted Kennedy.”

So McCain, the darling of the Democrat party makes all kinds of deals in the Senate with Teddy and now Mitt is on the record saying he likes the man. If all of the Republican candidates are so eager to jump into bed with the Dems why don't they just go ahead and switch their party affillitattion and quit flirting.