It’s a great day for Russia. They’re giving everyone a day off next month to procreate. They want more citizens. Apparently they’re running out of Russians.
I wish I could have a day off to procreate. I could have sex and still have 23 hours and 58 minutes to do whatever I feel like!
Today is a very special day in the world of show business. It’s the Material Girl’s birthday. She turns 49 today. That’s right — Elton John, 49 today.
Madonna gives millions to charity, done lots of benefits, given a lot of money away . . . her greatest gift, of course, to mankind — she’s promised never to do another movie.
Monday, August 20, 2007
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Hm... Interesting post, Iggy!
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