Me Pun Pretty One Day

For you out-of-towners and you Santa Barbarians who care not a whit about written wit, this Saturday the author of Naked and the author of The Partly Cloudy Patriot will do a tag-team reading at the historic Arlington Theatre. Driving north by that theater the other night I saw that the side marquee announced "David Sedris" was coming. I guess with getting the front marquee correct they just ran out of vowells.