In the tradition of all things ill advised, I got to try something new this week.
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On a beautiful day, in a gorgeous place |
At my company's holiday party back in December, each member of our leadership team put together a gift that would be raffled off to employees. There was a weekend at the CEO's vrbo on an island in BC, theatre tickets, spa treatments - a whole range of items and experiences. The VP of Operations is a passionate wakeboarder, so the gift he offered was a day of wakeboarding and wakesurfing for the winner plus 2 other people since the boat holds four. My colleague Katy from the Finance team won it, and invited myself and another fellow from the Operations team (who is also a member of the Nicoya hockey team, and a really good guy) to come along, and it was scheduled for last week...until the risk of powerful thunderstorms was predicted, requiring a change of plans. We hoped for Tuesday of this week, and fortunately the weather was absolutely perfect!
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Brian at the helm, Katy centre, Clayton's knees, and myself |
I brought my action camera - the same one I use for recording my exploits as a washed-up goalie - and faint memories of my last wakeboarding experience, which I realized were now 25 years past (and could thus be considered "classic" in car terms). I was, however, roundly nominated to go first as my stand-up paddleboarding, teenage waterskiing, and general water-based-activity level was considered the highest among Clayton, Katy, and myself.
Heading out to a sheltered bay on Conestoga Lake
Brian suggested we wakeboard first, as he'd need to fill the ballast bladders for wakesurfing. So, I strapped into the bindings of the smaller of the two wakeboards (which was for up to size 8 men's feet, so I was about at the top end of the range), and hopped in the water.
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Having ditched my sun shirt, hat, and sunglasses |
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Here goes nothing.. |
Nothing, indeed - it took me 3 tries before I could even almost get up, then a few moments to try adjusting the bindings' position to see if that helped. Another 3 tries (and a bit of correction of form) had me nearly get it, but it wasn't until I'd done a full 15mins of flailing and was on my 8th try (after nearly giving up) that I finally managed to stand. Once I did, though..
I got a nice ride in, actually ending it intentionally as my hands & shoulders were very tired from my prior attempts, and I wanted to give someone else a shot.
Almost lost it going over our own wake, though!
I said "the bar has been set low" when Brian pulled 'round to pick me up, and he countered by saying I'd done a full lap up and down the bay...so I guess I did ok?
Katy was up next, and she had a much easier time getting up - she definitely was not near the high end of the foot size or weight for the smaller board, and was on her feet on her second try, though had a bit more difficulty staying there at first. She got a really good run in on her third attempt, though.
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Wheeeeee! |
Clayton was up next, using the bigger board - he did great, getting up to his feet on his third attempt and getting a great run in before losing it riding off the centre of the wake.
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I will point out that I was the only person over 40 - both Katy and Clayton are in their 20s, and I've got 5 years on Brian |
When Clayton had enough, Brian taught Katy (who has a boating license as her family owns a pontoon boat) how to drive the GPS-guided craft so he could get some time in on the water.
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Imparting knowledge |
Brian is - predictably, since he owns a $20k boat plus hundred of dollars of boards and associated gear and heads out a couple of times a week - really good at this.
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Carving hard on heel edge |
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Massive spray from his toes |
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This is why he wears a helmet (he offered it to me, but I declined) |
When Brian was done, we stopped for a bit to fill the ballast bladders with a 12v pump, so the boat would sit lower in the water and create a larger wake. Brian also attached a wave shaper via suction cups to one side of the hull, and I was once again nominated first to wakesurf.
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I was not confident it would go well |
Fortunately, I actually found this way easier to stand up - I had watched some YouTube tutorials in the days prior, and actually made it on my first attempt!
..though I was down almost as quickly as I'd popped up.
I tried 3 more times, but kept falling - I think that wakeboarding first might have made me a bit too reliant on the tension in the rope to sort of pull myself back into balance, and wakesurfing tends to lead to a very slack rope; the end goal, really, is to be able to let go and have the wake just push you along.
I couldn't quite stay on the thing long enough to find that butter zone
After 4 tries - all of which led to me standing, then falling off backwards, though apparently I was only out there for a total of 11 minutes - I figured I'd inhaled enough of Conestoga Lake for the time being and let Katy have a go.
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I was sure she'd rock this |
Unfortunately, her experience was similar to mine with the wakeboard, but I think for the opposite reason: while I was toward the high end of the wakeboard's capacity, I'm not sure Katy was heavy enough for the 100lb+ recommended for the wakesurf board. Since you need to push the edge closest to you down into the water in order to stand, I think she may have lacked the weight to get it to flip up to her feet. After a number of valiant tries, she decided she'd had enough and passed the board over to Clayton.
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He immediately got up, and had nearly a 4min ride! |
After Clayton's amazing run, Brian handed the wheel off to Katy again so he could wakesurf - he never actually got to the point of ditching the rope completely, but he certainly ended up with a lot of slack!
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Definitely showing us how it's done |
Katy decided to have another go at wakeboarding with the bigger wake from the ballast, and with the rope tied off shorter (which apparently helps with getting up; maybe that's what I needed off the start?). She did way better this time, with some really great rides!
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While looking every inch like an advert for some boardsports apparel company |
Clayton had another go as well, and even caught a bit of air off the wake a couple of times!
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I declined any further attempts - I had so far escaped hurting myself, and wanted to keep it that way! |
Brian had another twirl around the lake once Clayton's legs got too tired for him to continue, and once again showed off his skill.
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Throwing rainbows |
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..and catching loads of air |
When everyone had had their fill of wakeboarding, Brian emptied out the ballast bladders and we all hopped in the water for a swim in the evening sun.
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We all knew we'd be sleeping well that night! |
Just after 6pm - around 3.5hrs after we left the dock - Brian pointed the bow back toward the launch ramp as the sun began to dip in the sky.
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We really had the perfect day |
While the timing could have been a little better - which would have allowed me to be a bit more daring - I am so grateful to have had this incredibly fun experience. I'm thankful to have come out without injury, too, though my hands, forearms, and shoulders have been a bit beat up by my unsuccessful wakeboarding attempts.
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I even managed not to get sunburned! |
Hopefully I'll have another chance to try wakesurfing - and maybe a little more than 11 minutes to practice - in the future. For now, I've got
a little something on the go for tomorrow...and most of the next day, too.