You just know that there'll be something silly involving cats when you see a Kit-Cat clock like this in a horror-parody.
Using their food bowls as the names for these "jump scare" cats rather than their collars, here are the three amusing felines which Slab (Simon Rex) claims to have as his pets.
Cheapshot
The first to appear by jumping in front of Barbara (Julie Benz) is a standard black cat.
Lamegag
Having established her gender, Dawson (Harley Cross) and Martina (Majandra Delfino) have a small conversation with this very vocal ginger tabby.
Deadhorse
After Slab's messy death, Dawson is tempted to take his frustration out on the final jump scare cat but is told by Martina, "Dawson! No! There's no point in beating Dead Horse."
Thus, we get a satirical punchline on the overuse of cat scares in horror movies.
