On Sunday morning, after another restful night's sleep, we headed over to Liz's BO's house for the breakfast to end all breakfasts. Apparently, D frequently does culinary experiments. In this case, the experiment was French toast casserole. Now, I don't know D and this is the only experiment I've been privy to, but the woman can COOK. There was more food than you could shake a fork at, and the gorgeous house was full of smiling faces and good people. We stuffed ourselves with bacon, sausage, eggs, biscuits and sausage gravy, and, of course, the casserole.
Once Mike and I had sufficient food babies in our bellies, the whole slew of us walked over to the barn for a morning of horse play. D's niece and her friend were there for the day and wanted to ride. Jeanna, who I'd heard good things about and whose half-gypsy filly I adore, shipped her horse, Murphy, in too. Liz fetched her own horses while I officially met D's four year old Kentucky mountain horse, Oliver, and 19 year old Arabian gelding, Saja.
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Murphy |
Jeanna and I got to chatting a little bit about Murphy. He was quite a handful when she got him, and he remains a one-woman kind of horse. Over the years, she has built quite a relationship with him and they've had great success together. He even totes her young daughter around safely.
Recently, Jeanna has taken an interest in the English side of things. When she mentioned the idea, people started telling her that she'd have to get a different horse. I rolled my eyes.
After Jeanna warmed Murphy up, she started asking me some questions about contact and collection.
At first, I thought I could get on Murphy and explain some of the concepts. Murphy, however, was super insulted that I, a complete stranger, dared to get on his back. He voiced his displeasure almost immediately. I probably could have pushed him through it, but there was really no point. Jeanna is more than capable of riding her own horse and I had nothing to prove by sitting on him.
Instead, we wound up doing an impromptu lesson. Jeanna grasped the concepts almost immediately. Before long, she and Murphy were circling the ring and looking quite different than when they started. She even worked him up to the canter. Can't be an English horse my left butt cheek!
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2'6" with Q |
From there, I got on Q. Liz had already warmed her up so after a quick w/t/c in each direction, we started hopping some fences. Next thing I knew, we had raised the bar to 2'6". Q sailed over each fence with ease, although she did have to pause and look at the vertical the first time we put up two poles. I just cannot get over how athletic and versatile this mare is. The word 'quit' does not seem to be in her vocabulary, and she is so honest and willing. Liz has done a fantastic job with her. She's a mare I would own in a heartbeat.
And, of course, I had to have a go on Oliver. I had never ridden a Kentucky mountain horse, so I crossed that off my bucket list as well. I seem to constantly get talked into riding the gaited things. Haha. Oliver is so well broke for a four year old and has some pretty good 'buttons' installed. He canters just like a pacer, too. Adorable.
Soon we were all horsed out. We excused ourselves from the barn and headed out for the afternoon. This time, Liz really took us to the middle of nowhere, to her family's cabin. We drove well past the end of civilization and kept right on going. Cell reception was left in the literal dust. At one point, we had to slow down for cows in the road, which is when I realized we were actually driving
through grazing pastures. Liz continued to wow me with her knowledge of the area, and discussed the vast amounts of rain we've had this year, and how they've changed the seasonal geography of the local waterways. The Dry Fork creek, for example, was far from dry.
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Would do a lot to see this smile. |
We arrived at the cabin which, with its lack of electricity and running water, is like a trip back in time and exactly the type of place that makes Mike and me contemplate disappearing into the wilderness. We were introduced to some of Liz's family, mostly cousins, all of whom are also outdoorsy and a wealth of knowledge on a variety of topics. They are also pretty much the nicest people you could hope to meet. Then again, that seemed to be the pattern while in West Virginia. Everyone we met was friendly, kind, and open to sharing their world with us outsiders.
When we first arrived, the guys were out back shooting skeet. I mentioned that I had never shot a gun, and everyone took steps to immediately remedy that situation. And so I crossed another item off my bucket list. Sixteen gauge shot gun. Go me! Not gonna lie, I was pretty nervous (and a bad shot). The kick back wasn't as bad as I had expected, but my hands were shaking when I was done anyway. What a rush!
Once I was done wasting ammo, Mike took his turn. He later told me that he was nervous about making an ass of himself. He hasn't shot a gun in quite a while, and said he was going to be rusty. Ha! It turns out he's a pretty damn good shot and he didn't need to waste his time worrying about it.
By the time we had settled on the deck with drinks and snacks, the skies had opened up. It proceeded to rain for most of the afternoon. The timing actually worked out since it was the one part of the trip when we were technically indoors.
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In between rain showers, Liz and her cousins took us over to the
Sinks of Gandy so I could have my first trip into a real cave. I'm sure the wonder of the Sinks has worn off for them by now, but I'm grateful they humored me because I was beyond excited.
I've done some internet reading on the subject since we got home and it appears that people regularly go out exploring to find the cave out there. I'm not sure how anybody finds it without a local to guide them. We wound our way through cow pastures and over hills to get there, but even once we were right on top of the entrance, it was hard to spot without knowing where it was. The only giveaway was the river that disappeared into the hillside.
Because of the high water levels, it was impossible to go through the entire cave, but I got my fill just from wandering to the main room and back. Once in the main room, we turned off our flashlights and head lamps and just sat for a few minutes, appreciating true darkness. The things that really stood out to me, as a first time cave goer, were how slick the floor was (I did NOT have appropriate footwear) and how the water droplets on all the rock surfaces glimmered. It's not something I can adequately describe, and I don't think photos could ever do it justice.
We took a detour on our way out of the cave to see the river from the inside, and I quickly gained an appreciation for how easy it would be to get lost while caving. This was a pretty straight forward in and out situation, but I'm not sure I could have found my way out unassisted without at least a few moments of panic.
We took the long way back to the cabin, which took us across rolling landscape that was very different from everywhere else we'd been that weekend. It looked like something out of Lord of the Rings. Hills dotted with rocks and grazing animals and views that went on for miles. West Virginia seems to have an endless variety of 'scapes. It's a photographer's paradise. I'll admit I spent a lot of the trip being too busy gawking to take photos.
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Panorama, worth viewing full size. |
Once we were back at the cabin, we enjoyed more delicious food. I stuffed and stuffed my face and was nursing another food baby before long.
We got a brief tour of the cabin and the land around it, which included seeing the Dr. Seuss Tree and a stop at the double seater out house. Synchronized peeing with Mike wasn't technically on my bucket list, but I scribbled it in there and crossed it off the list anyway.
Liz also showed me the family's log book for visits to the cabin. I was totally fascinated. It is so cool to have the history of a place documented in such detail. I was too intimidated to write an entry of my own (it felt like I would be intruding on something personal and sacred) but I did compose a poem, and with some liquor in my system, even recited it for everyone.
My poem:
West Virginia
Food.
Food and beer.
Food and beer and guns.
Food and beer and guns and caves.
I RODE A FRIESIAN STALLION
What can I say? I'm a literary artist.
After dinner, we settled around the fire, which was burning heartily despite the earlier downfalls. We had just about given up on the weather clearing when some rays of sun broke through the clouds. Liz had mentioned trying to see the sunset from
Spruce Knob, the highest point in West Virginia, and I halfheartedly brought it up. We only had a short bit of time before darkness fell, but Liz decided to try to get us up there anyway. She drove like a bat out of hell down narrow, winding dirt and gravel roads. Had anybody else been at the wheel, I probably would have peed myself, but I had faith in Liz despite the lack of guard rails.
We made it to the top just in time to see the sun go down, and it was worth every second of the hair raising ride up. The rain had formed swirls of mist in the valleys below and the light was perfect. It was like a piece of heaven on earth. We rushed to the outlook and made it just in time (my leg still won't hold up to running). I breathed out a silent, "Wow," when we reached the edge. I was torn between taking a million photos and just gazing in awe at the landscape around us. I just kept shooting until my battery died, then stared out into the beauty of the world until darkness fell.
We hiked back at a more leisurely pace, and I marveled some more at how different the landscape was here than in the valley below. The plants looked like something out of Alaska, not the east coast.
After a slower drive back to the cabin, we sat around the fire for a little longer before saying our goodbyes and driving back to the apartment.
But West Virginia wasn't done showing off for us. On our way down another winding back road, we saw the reflections of two pairs of eyes in the headlights. At first I thought they were rabbits. Then I thought maybe cats. It seemed awfully far out in the woods for cats, so I reasoned that they might be foxes. I had just enough time to figure out that they were bobcat kits before they scampered into the woods. We spent some time parked in the middle of the empty road to get more glimpses at them. Very cool.
That night we drank local beer, played Cards Against Humanity, and just generally relaxed. It was late by the time we finally went to bed, and Liz was kind enough to let us sleep in on Monday morning.
Originally we were going to grab breakfast at Bob Evans, but the holiday crowds formed a line that I had no interest in standing in.
Instead, Liz took us for one last WV experience. We drove to the top of a steep gravel driveway, past a pack of bear hunting dogs, and met a man named Hoot. Hoot took us inside his garage where we bought three bottles of legit moonshine, bottled in juice containers. We went with peach, butterscotch, and cinnamon. The latter two are 110 proof, but all three taste so delicious that you'd never know. It's a good way to get into trouble. Haha.
Our final stop was at a hole in the wall Mexican restaurant where we scored good, cheap food without the crowds. I think I put on 15 pounds over the course of our trip...
Mike and I ate, packed our stuff, wrangled the dogs, and started the long drive home. This time, I knew which way to go and we made good time. We did hit a massive thunderstorm that sent people onto the shoulder to wait it out, but we were home with enough time to catch up on the internet before bed.
The trip was exactly what we needed. It gave me a break from the chaos of my life without breaking the bank. I can't imagine a better tour guide than Liz and all the people we met were completely delightful. I don't know what we'd do for work, but I could totally see Mike and myself settling down to live there. And nobody would ever hear from me again. Liz's life is something straight out of an adventure magazine and I'm not sure how she ever finds the time to blog about it. We only got a brief glimpse at the state, but I am totally 100% hooked.
Thank you, Liz, for putting up with us and our maniac dogs. It was the best thing we've done all year.