There'll be more pirate looting/ And Tinkerbell booty/ Than is fit to see!

It's the most/ Spookiest time/ Of the year... [modulate to minor key]
There'll be costumes for hating/ And doggie berating/ "Now Puddleglum sit yourself still"

"Now Snoufer stop biting"/ "Oh why are you fighting?"/ "You both need to just freaking chill!"


It's the most/ Spookiest time/
It's the most/ Dorkiest time/

It's the most/ Embarrassing time/


Of the year!!!