11.27.2008

Gobble, Gobble

Here's hoping your breasts are as good as mine...


Turkey breasts that is. What else would I be referring to?
Seriously people. If I were referring to the other types of br***** I would use another name for them like ta-ta's or jubblies or the sisters. I'm far too immature to use the correct verbiage for sacred body parts. Plus the fact that there would be some tough competition out there. Competition that can use bigger and better words for their "sisters" like jugs or melons or gazongas. If we were talking pre-nursing/pre-childbearing days then maybe I'd have a chance, but post nursing/post child bearing/3-kids-depleting-the-life-out-of-the-sisters days... not so much.

Happy Thanksgiving!

3 comments:

Jenny said...

Well if we where refering to those breasts I would probably say yours are better than mine, mine are very saggy from nursing too long with all 3 of my kids. But since we aren't talking about that kind of breast, my turkey breast was awesome!!!

Stephanie said...

All I have to say is:
melons to melons
busts to busts
when it comes to breasts
in BRA'S we trust!

The Blandon's said...

We now know it's all in the bra straps - right! Maybe they need another adjustment.