Would you like a side of fat with that?

So during my parents visit here in Pa, I did what I do best...EAT! I would have been crazy not to take advantage of the opportunity to go out to eat since we rarley eat out on our humble income (thanks mom & dad). So I have had a whole week worth of stuffing myself beyound all belief and indulging in every sweet, high calorie, full of fat, food that was put infront of my face. My menu was as follows

Day 1- lunch: Massive polish dog with all the fixin's compliments of costco
Dinner: Believe it or not, I actually cooked it. Not too unhealthy
Dessert: To die for chocolate custard sunday from Zwahlen's

Day 2- lunch: your classic philly cheese steak from Paradise Pizza
Dinner: Tierra Colombiana so nummy! I ate enough food there to feed
a 3rd world country. Dinner was followed by a tres leches.

Day 3- lunch: last nights left over and I still didn't finish it all.
Dinner: Mcdonalds #2 ...supersized. Dessert: We got a Rita's it is italian ice sandwiched between custard icecream...SOOO GOOOD!

Day 4- breakfast: we ate at the Shady Maple smorgaspord. Good Amish cookin'! If you ever visit here this should be high priority. We actually didn't
need to eat for the rest of the day.

Day 5- Dinner: I make a killer roast with carrots and potatoes...another thing you don't want to miss if you ever visit us.
Dessert#1: strawberry short cake .....Dessert#2 killer chocolate brownies

Day 6-lunch: stuffed ham and cheese preztel from Immergut in intercourse PA...get your minds out of the gutter...that's actually the name of the town. They also sell shirts that say "I love Intercouse" let me know if you want one. Dinner: We ate at Applebee's, I got their Oriental chicken roll-up with fries...mmmm. Dessert: Yet again, another run to Zwahlens for a little taste of heaven.

Day 7- the last day thank heavens...lunch: I had a fat burrito from Qdoba, also very tasty.

So I don't know how much weight I've gained over the past week, but what I do know is that I've sworn off eating...for at least an hour or two.