Things I Didn't Do Before I Met My Wife

Add drink Diet Coke to the list that includes,
Sleeping in the wet spot
Pick out women's shoes
Watch soaps - just a little
Attend church
Trim my nose/ear hair
Shave my genitals
Get a vasectomy (see shaving)
Consider shaving my genitals post surgery
Feel comfortable in a lingerie store, and not fear the store detectives
Watch Gilmore Girls
Diet
Opt for sleep over sex
Watch musicals, and like them
Drive a mini-van
Pick out women's clothes (non-linguini, er lingerie)
Drive the baby-sitter home
Fear hiccups
Stay awake all night with the incoming thunderstorms

That's enough for now.