Ricer of the Month - Bad driver in a G37 Coupe

The mofo was too busy looking at his ricer carbonfiber hood that he didn't notice the bikers having the right of way.

Ricer of the Month - June 2013

Yo playa, check out this month ricer.  WTF is goin' on here?   What are they?  Hot Wheels?  They is some bright ass orange wheels son.  They match my panties yo.  Them bitches be like, damn son, they wheelz is so fly.  I be like, fo sho bitches, fo sho!

Black Grills, Black eGay headlamps, Black Scion Roof, and Black Wheels.  Oh wait, no son!  This is amazing.  Instead of going with black wheelz, this ricer went with hot fucking orange. LOL   Unfortunaly, there are no pics of the interior, but I have a feeling that sHE is driving a bitch stick.  No fucking manual driver would ever put a hot fucking orange wheel on.  No fucking way.

Gdriver90: Yeah, this be my ride yo.  I be chillin in the Pacific North West with all my homies son.  Check out my clear corners yo.  Aint they fly homie? You aint JDM unless you gots them clears home slice.  Fuck all them haters.  They be laughin' at me at the Hooters car meets, but I don't give a fuck. I be sippin on my fuzzy navel, watching my soap oprahs, calling up all my homies asking them how they days was and whatz be on dey mind.  I be lighting up them candles and cuddling with them on a cold rainy night listening to Justin Bieber.  You don't fucking  know me. 

This member was also a December 2012 Ricer!  Mad JDM yo!

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Hilarious Volkswagon anti-rice commercial

Volkswagon anti-rice Honda Del Sol Commercial.

Ricer of the Month February 2013

This month's ricer of the month award goes to another member of the g35driver community. Notice that once again, the driver decides to go with the Shamu theme. Is the site sponsored by sea world? Well, I've seen and been to a few meets and a good number of the drivers do look like whales. LOL (obese). Never the less, check out the photos.

 

Right off the bat, I can tell that the driver of this car cannot drive a stick shift. I bet money that this guy drives an automatic. What tips it off is the typical little dick syndrome automatic drivers have. The need to pull attention away from their penis and look at the color matched headlights and Scion roof scheme. The black hood, black roof and black trunk basically resembles a "landing strip" for their vaginas. How do I know they have a black trunk, black roof and black tails? They all do it. It's noting special.


What did I tell you? Black roof, tails and trunk.  Fucking Shamu theme is played out.  What is this? 1992?  If you look closely, you can see he painted the fucking door handles black too. LOL. fucking tacky ass mother fucker.



Look at the COCKpit. Told you it was an automatic. Are we surprised? Nope. Over 95% of all Infiniti ricers drive automatics. But what about those Honda ricers? Well, at least they know how to drive a stick.


Check out these iforged.  You think with the money he invested in this ricer, the very least he could have done is by a wheel from a reputable company.  Not one that make forgery and charge up the ass for it.  Who the fuck is iforge?  They make showroom (poser) wheels.

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Ricer of the Month - December 2012

Shamu Returns! Apparently this G is sponsored by Seaworld! Click here to see another Shamu G. They claim they "mod" to be original but I can count about 10 other Shamu themed G35 running around. So it must be something else.

Not sure what the deal is but these G35 owners love the killer whale themed color palette. I can't put my fingers on it but it must be the fact that the G actually does ride like a whale. So unconsciously, they make it look like Shamu the whale. It also brings up some very old memories of this Michael Jackson video.

Played Out Black Overlays. What is this? 2002? Man this is old. I guess this is some secret gay code to tell other G drivers that they are down for some black pounding in the rear. At least this guy is rockin' the Skyline badge. You know that excuse "It's a skyline in Japan". Yeah, motherfucker, but we live in the United States of America. 

 

If you're gonna black out the tails, the law of rice states that we was also black out the front grill.  And you don't see it now, but I bet you a million dollar he will black out the headlights too.  And look at the windows?  Blacked out tint.  Hey, if I was him, I too would be embarrassed to be seen in the car.  Best if we black it out.   That way, no one can see us singing along to Biebers "baby" while holding hands with you best buddy.

Yep you guessed it. It's an automatic. Hey, don't hate. How you gonna hold hands with your boys singing along to Bieber's "baby" with a manual?  And wtf is that up there?  Ebay rear view mirror clip ons? WTF haha

Red Neon lights. It doesn't get more ricer than this. Hey, if you gonna go all out, you gots to go all outs. Fuck learning how to drive a stick shift. I rather have christmas lights in my car. I be parking at in n out burgers at night withs my trunk open bumpin some Beiber shit mother fuckers. You aint got shit on me. Fuck you haters.

Scion roof overlays. How fucking lame do you have to be to mimic a fucking Scion TC. I know they're faster than the G's on the 1/4 mile but damn son, It's a fucking Scion.

All the money spent on tacky parts and this guy couldn't afford to color match has rear bumper. LOL "yo man, fuck you. This is the new style faggot. You aint suppose to color match everything. Sometimes you need off white to offset the white car because it's called contrast mother fucker."

Shit! My bad, it's apparently not a Shamu themed car, but a car inspired by penguins.

Look at the penguin, you can tell he's embarrassed as fuck to be seen with this ricey ass car.

What did I tell you?  I told you he was going to black out the fucking headlights. Look, you're not a certified ricer if you don't have black painted headlight housing. Fuck ebay, I paint this shit myself.

Look, his twin brother in the rear. Yeah, these guys are so original right?

RICE FACTOR

Ricer of the Month - November 2012

This month ricers belongs to another G35driver member. Why am I not surprised?



Check out this condom wrapped G35. It's a black g35 with plastic vinyl shit wrapped all over it. Check out the neighborhood. Ghetto as fuck. Not sure what the fuck kinda hood that is but it looks like one of them star wars BS darth vader crap.



Yep, typical ricer. Gots to color match everything son. If you own a black car, than you must black out your headlights, wheels, tails and mother fucker, what you know about shaved side markers? It's mad jdm yo. But in this case, it's vinyl wrapped. Fuck contrast. It's all about cow-trast. Or Oreos. Got milk mother fuckers?



How you know you're ricer. You have your Plates chillin' on the dash. Never mind that it's still illegal to have you plate a certain level above the ground, but this guy hate his GF too. He purposely place it there so that in an accident, it'll chop her head off.

I mean wtf is going on here. I would be embarrassed to be seen in this. No wonder the windows are hella tinted. Just look at it. WTF is it? A lady bug transformer with a scion roof conversion?



Check out the rear view. I mean, the stock G has one of the best looking rear view on any car. Not sure what he was going for here, but it's just ugly. It's not even one of those over the top hella vented rear bumpers either. But it's still looks funky.



How the fuck did I know it was an automatic? Check out the To fast to furious blue neons homie. What you know about that? You thought it was played out son? I broughts it back.

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Ricer of the Month - August 2012

You thought Asians couldn't drive? Check out this spoiled little white kid. This is his 3rd "sports car" and he's supposedly 17.   After bragging to everyone on his new 12k purchase, he decided to watch the news so check out the weather.    A storm was coming in so he decided to take his car out for a drive so he can start "drifting". 

See the original thread here.

 

 Now the car itself isn't "ricey" aesthetically speaking. But the way this kid drives is.  And the dumbest shit ever is, he doesn't have full coverage.  So we have these kids talking about how their G is "faster" than a Civic, and how much his G35 is more "ballin" than a Civic.  Even though he bought this salvage G for about 12k.  Yeah, he's ballin'. 

 Yeah son! What you know about this?  My G is mad pimpin yo!  Fuck you Honda Civic owners.  I can run circles around your VTAK homie.  Your pos Civic aint got shit on my G35.  What? You talking shit  homie?  You wanna run?  I'll be at Walmart in 20 minutes.  I'm gonna pick up some octane booster and show you a little something something homie.  You aint got shit on me.  I'll show you suckas how to drift.

Civic Owner: LMAO!  Yeah son, my Civic ain't got shit on that.  Man, you was drifting 180 degrees between two trees and shit.  Man, my ride could have never done that.   Did you turn your VDC off? 

Wow, this car is totally fucked up.  I would get rid of it.  No point in trying to fix this.  Car will never drive the same after something like this.  But then again, the driver already admitted the car had a previous accident before.

That must be daddy in the background.  He must be pissed. 

Looks like the kid will be doing the repair himself.   Hopefully the kid will learn from all this and calm the fuck down.  Don't drive like an idiot just because you drive what you believe is a "sports" car.  He is lucky no one was injured.  Please get Full Coverage this time.  

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